Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ew.
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
jared77
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
GeorgiaBOYY
United States
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
boardman
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creeped out
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML
KidCudi227
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
mile high clubber
Bensalem, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
anon
Smells like Toddler Spirit
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Top comments
kjcamaro3 5
Does that make you a member of the mile high club?
omfg_creepers 8
There's not much room in those bathrooms even for one person. Are your parents contortionists?
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Roevera 14
haha, mile high club? and hey its actually not illegal to have sex in a airplane bathroom. Its not public indecency if they can't see you! My last flight attendant told me that. :)
kjcamaro3 5
Why were you curious? Haha
Roevera 14
When you're on 16 hour international flight, accompanied by your boyfriend, you start to look for things to do!
grunt656 0
At least you weren't born in the toilet, because then If she accidentally flushed....... Yeah...
sofineedsaladder 10
Damn it, Shovels.
every1luvsboners 11
Your parents had sex in a toilet? How small are they?
nahgemoohc 17
Those Dwarves. They're everywhere!
shovels 0
OP's a dwarf?
LuxAeterna_fml 0
48 is a shovel.
Fancyy 0
In a toilet? Sounds like a shitty place to be conceived...
minodino 8
I always wondered how people managed to have sex in those tiny bathrooms
irokyoursox 6
They were pretty high
amreggie 0
Mile high club. SaWeeet!! Lol
Amrel 10
Dont let any of your friends know, or you'll be made fun of alot
every1luvsboners 11
Nooooooooooo. Edit: never mind
Amrel 10
If you just time traveled, which im assuming you did, you picked the wrong year buddy. The worlds gonna end in December
mom2pen 4
A lot*
BeatifulPenguin 4
56- I hate to rain on your parade, burst your bubble, and/or slice your peach. But that's all freaking bull poop. It all started many years ago *harp noise* "Goo ga! End!! Calendar say world end in 2012!!" *unharp, I guess...* You see? An ancient calendar ended this December, it doesn't mean anything! I remember a few years ago when some guy said it was all over on like Saturday or Sunday or something at 6:00 exactly. I was still waiting for something at 6:01.
ClassyCommando 13
Motorbike sex: In progress.
perdix 31
That's not such a bad place to be conceived. This would be a real FML if your mom had added, "Dad was trying to give me anal, butt he missed."
Amrel 10
"Then he pushed you back up a bit, then I felt something kick, and thats when i remember it had been 9 months since you had been concieved! So after we figured that out, your father... And thats how you were born!"