Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ew.
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
jared77
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
GeorgiaBOYY
United States
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
boardman
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creeped out
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML
KidCudi227
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
mile high clubber
Bensalem, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
anon
Smells like Toddler Spirit
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Top comments
kjcamaro3 5
Does that make you a member of the mile high club?
omfg_creepers 8
There's not much room in those bathrooms even for one person. Are your parents contortionists?
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Comments (142)
Zomg_Okay 27
Well... it's unique?
hateevryone 15
well, everyone was conceived somewhere.
Epic_Times 10
You were conceived in the mile high club ;)
hotchick90037 3
Your not supposed to fly when you so pregnant that there is a chance of you going into labor.
hotchick90037 3
Wow just kidding blonde moment haha ops parents had sex in an airplane toilet!
calipilot227 16
Mile high club!!!
l0v3p4in 7
Free flights for life !
onorexveritas 24
that's illegal! they can't let pregnant women on if they're later than 7 months pregnant
bethal 8
Conceived means they had sex, and she got preg. She wasn't born on the plane, just made there:)
prettypinkpixie 9
If you don't know the difference between conceive and giving birth you're probably too young to have had sex ed which means you're still a child, so you shouldn't be on this website. That or you're just a moron.
Shelta957 13
She was CONCIEVED in an airplane bathroom!!
cunningchick 1
REALLY? how dumb are you? Concived means when she became prego!
snbaker87 6
Some of you need sex ed before you respond to this post. Conceive means when the sperm first meets the egg and impregnates the woman! Not actually giving birth to the OP
UsernameHere234 13
To all you people saying OP was conceived in a toilet, go back and read. It clearly says on.
UsernameHere234 13
To all the people saying OP was conceived in a toilet, go back and read. It clearly says on.