Bex98
San Francisco, United States
Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML
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cacheson 42
Sounds like a good deal, clearly you're missing out. :P
NozomiTojo 21
Cracker Barrel sounds pretty shady... He could have meant his ass.
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cacheson 42
Sounds like a good deal, clearly you're missing out. :P
Steve95401 49
Free meals at Waffle House would have been an even better deal.
laden_swallow09 35
The Awful Waffle? No way, José!
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Yeah, he sounds like the kind of old man I want to be... He's still got it!
allforfun 23
There's no such thing as a free lunch!
NozomiTojo 21
Cracker Barrel sounds pretty shady... He could have meant his ass.
MrSassypants 34
I think you might be looking into that statement a bit too much... then again the food probably tastes the same.
slutfactory 17
Cracker Barrel is a southern restaurant where old people tend to flock to because of it's home styled food and country feel. The food really isn't too bad, but I can't imagine anyone having a date there if they're below 50.
MrSassypants 34
Yeah, I may be judging Cracker Barrel too harshly. I've only been to one and it wasn't great at all, but it was in a shitty neighborhood so I'll give Cracker Barrel the benefit of the doubt.
AryaM 12
My husband and I are in our twenties and he loves it. I've never been fond of it, but living in Kentucky, it is hard to miss one!
bvo_27 14
Cracker Barrel is a great place for breakfast and lunch for sure though. If you haven't tried it, you should!
Phooey 22
I love that place! When I visit Texas I make sure to stop there for dinner. The food is delicious and the service is great.
george_s_4 32
It's not just in the south. I'm in upstate my and there's a bunch up here
mariah_1_11 22
And it worked didn't it? Clearly this guy is a legend.
Brandi_Faith 34
He definitely sounds like a silver fox!
tranced_ 45
NAILED IT! :D
KobeLebroJordan 17
Free meal at Cracker Barrel? I would've sucked it up
Seabass_Chan 33
By "it", do you mean the food or the veteran's ****?
KobeLebroJordan 17
Whatever it takes
paginis 8
60 year old or not, this guy gets bitches.
gratunka 11
wait...what? ... free food?
smoothies14 32
I hate it when old guys hit on me but I have to admit that's a good pickup line.
Badkarma4u 17
There will come a day when you will miss it.
jentrynicole 20
I work at a Cracker Barrel and vets don't eat free there. Lol
Elban 20
Whatever girl, this fool is buying? Point me to the buffett
kirkaygri 18
Depends on the Cracker Barrel; some do offer free meals to vets with a VA card for proof. Some Applebee's do, too. Lots of other places offer discounts.
yellowzinnias 20
At ours, there's a discount. I used to date an Army ranger. And yeah, we went almost every Wednesday...I f-cking love those chicken and dumplings. LOL
jentrynicole 20
I know ours doesn't even do a military discount. Which is odd since we're so close to an army base. But every now and then one of our managers pays for the meals of military men/women. But our hashbrown casserole is my favorite thing ever. Lol