4.0delinquent
Chicago, United States
Who am I?
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned I'm getting kicked out of the house for NOT dropping out of college. FML
mermaidkeels
Miami, United States
Higher education
Today, after attending lectures for months, studying for weeks, and spending hours writing a 15-page research paper, I was informed that due to technological issues during registration, I was not enrolled in the class. FML
graphite01
Eugene, United States
Today, I found out that I was never actually enrolled in the class I've been attending all semester. I guess that explains why I only got $400 dollars in student aid, not the 1,200 they said I'd get. FML
gr8
Today, because I had to leave the country without notice and didn't have reception to notify my college, I have been irreversibly dropped from all my classes without a refund and will have to reapply for January. FML
Alyssa
Fayetteville, United States
Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML
Kulcha
Australia
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Alex
Belgium
Today, I was notified that I've been going to the wrong courses for 4 weeks. A friend of mine was the only person to tell me that the administration had taken the privilege to change my courses. I have now failed 5 courses due to absences and have been suspended from college for 6 months. FML
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Jobless
Catch 22
Today I was fired from my job. They fired me because they couldn't work around my college schedule. The only reason they hired me was because they were looking for college students and without a job I can't go back to school. FML
Anonymous
Kelowna, Canada
Red tape
Today, I got kicked out of university after missing/failing two exams on the same day, because I was told I could submit my family member's family emergency documents. Turns out, they didn't recognise it because of different last names. My parents never officially married, so couldn't prove it. FML
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Sdog 6
Was it an english class?
Marcella1016 32
I’m kinda pissed I came here to comment this and you beat me to it lol
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cuz803 46
They obviously took extra precaution and kicked you out before you even had a chance to fail or be on academic probation. Common sense, OP.
Sdog 6
Was it an english class?
Marcella1016 32
I’m kinda pissed I came here to comment this and you beat me to it lol
Mysterious_one 26
Huh...
randybryant799 21
There has to be way more to this story. They don't kick you out of college for that.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe if you're too dumb to know what classes you are enrolled in, you're not college material. Start playing with crypto. It's a good way for idiots to make millions.