Hello
United States
Never forget
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Stalked
Brno, Czech Republic
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
DJ
United States
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
PerturbedStudent
Keller, United States
Like a house on fire
Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML
Anonymous
Newport, United Kingdom
My guy
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
ollie
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
lonely
United States
You've got mail
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
nolife
United States
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
LoveBytes
Victoria, Canada
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
cheated
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
I'll just let myself out…
Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML
mylifeisahell
Norway
Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
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PSQ91 6
Could've been worse. Could've been a letter like: "You're ugly, bitch"
Accept 11
It's the thought that counts
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Comments (89)
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
YAY STALKERS!!!
john_wolffe 2
Please define what you think is "Stalking" because that term is thrown around so much now that simply saying hi to someone more than once could be considered stalking by some girls.
Ashley1721 0
LAWLZ. They're probably not stalking you. Don't over-exagerate. If they were legit stalking, you'd call the police or something not sit there and brag about it on fml.
Mrrevorp 0
I see my letter went unappreciated lmao
maning_fml 0
maybe he is too shy to say hi.do not jump to conclusion.when i was primary school,it was popular to write love letter,i ever help my friend write one ..haha
MarkGoldstein 0
my advice is to marry him. there is only one way to beat a psycho; out psycho them. Text him every 5 minutes to find out where he's at. Comment on everything he does on Facebook. Tell everything about you. I mean everything: bowel movements, period, what you ate, and very detail. He'll run.
ehampton 5
yeah... stalkers a creepy no matter what they do
Kevin45 1
oh come on, I bet he's a nice guy :p
kc1997kc 9
73 Why? I am hoping that was a joke. being stalked is scary and creepy depending on the level. their are stampede who break in to your house to watch you or leave you a gift. they are often crazy and do dramatic and sometimes dangerous things. You definitely don't want a stalker.
darkness4dummies 0
thats so creepy and maybe just maybe get out more? Im just sayin