Hello
United States
Never forget
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Stalked
Brno, Czech Republic
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
DJ
United States
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
PerturbedStudent
Keller, United States
Like a house on fire
Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML
Anonymous
Newport, United Kingdom
My guy
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
ollie
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
lonely
United States
You've got mail
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
nolife
United States
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
LoveBytes
Victoria, Canada
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
cheated
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
I'll just let myself out…
Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML
mylifeisahell
Norway
Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
Top comments
PSQ91 6
Could've been worse. Could've been a letter like: "You're ugly, bitch"
Accept 11
It's the thought that counts
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Comments (89)
SoulSinner 0
you say he's been stalking you, but since then you've only gotten one love letter from a 'stalker'
shizzel 0
its better than him kidnaping u and rapein u right :/
EvilDave 13
Is he stalking you, or has he been trying to get you to date him, but you are too shallow and stuck-up to give him a chance?
skrillex99 0
how in the he'll does she deserve this?!?!?!? By being pretty? gosh her life sucks
TheJester12 15
beggars can't be choosers...
Khyle1396 0
Dammit you beat me to it by a second. I need to sharpen my ninja quick skills...
Khyle1396 0
"Well Diane, I guess beggars CAN be choosers." -Tom Tucker, Family Guy-
XxFr0stFir3xX 0
lol give it a try?.. who am I kidding.. >.
momo1972 3
picky picky
goshpeople 4
#9, some people who are already in a relationship with each other write one another love letters. Granted, it's a dying art, but people who are kept apart by circumstances still do it sometimes. And I know one guy who wrote little love notes to his wife and hid them around the house for her to find when he had to travel away from home. Sweet, not wimpy.
gknights789 0
Beggars can't be choosers.