Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, yet again, my 3 year-old daughter came home from a few hours with her father, screams and cries over everything, and when she realizes it won't get her anywhere, screams at me that she hates me and that she wants to go home. I calmly told her she is home, and she screamed, "This is not home!" FML
Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML
Today, while talking to a boy, he asked what my name was and in a state of panic, I said, "Daddy." FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
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Light_Ty 0
Only God knows what goes through the mind of a toddler... I watched some videos of me as a kiddy and, when people spoke to me... All I did was stare at them for like, 5 minutes o.o
TheOptimist 0
When this site first started out, instead of putting 'Comment Moderated' over unnacceptable comments, they would delete the post altogether and all the previous comments would move up numbers. He wasn't number seven when he posted that.
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Comments (60)
apocalyptic_1125 0
Kids are so honest. I'm sorry bro.
mishkaroni 15
Kids - they say the darndest things, don't they?
YtotsDI 0
omg... aha
Humanspider 18
I love Maury. The pregnancy episodes are always so funny.
LilMissNYC 5
It should be 'taking' not 'talking'. If you're going to write one of these, please use proper spelling.
jacka98 7
Oh man, the good old days with kids, enjoy while they last!
yukiokashi 12
ouch that hurt...
tarbaby6193 6
Yo wife be gettin that work!
cwl727 33
I first thought you were going to say you had the wrong kid.
doglover100 29
That could be true, on the other hand kids say random, weird things.