Today, I overheard the popular kids say that they were planning on going to the local fast food restaurant to take pictures of the obese people that go there. Not only do I work there, but my family and I were planning on having dinner there tonight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ate brunch at my in-laws. The food all tasted off to me so I didn't eat much, telling my mother-in-law I was watching my weight. Later on, while out doing a bit of shopping, I stopped at a red light. Guess who pulled up next to me while I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML
Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML
Today, we were planning to go out to dinner at our favorite restaurant. My kids and I were all dressed and ready to go when my husband waltzes in with fast food. He said he found some coupons for a free family meal. The kids and I got upset and he said, "I didn't have to get this for you guys." FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I'm no longer allowed to work the drive-thru at my job, because over the weekend, 3 dumbasses I go to school with came in and complained to my manager, saying I sounded a creepy pervert and that it scared them enough to take their business elsewhere. FML
Today, I was making dinner for my family while my wife was at work. She walked in the door with McDonald's, even though she knew I was cooking. Then our kids saw and started screaming that they wanted McDonald's too and that it was unfair. I've told her not to pull this shit and she won't listen. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
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coolmike699 26
Those "popular" kids need better hobbies.
MidnaLink 35
Remind them that it’s illegal to photograph or otherwise record people without that person(s) consent (if the event in question has NOTHING to do with the person recording), and that you’ll have the cops on their asses if they do. It’s an invasion of privacy, especially if those photos end up on Social Media.
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MidnaLink 35
Remind them that it’s illegal to photograph or otherwise record people without that person(s) consent (if the event in question has NOTHING to do with the person recording), and that you’ll have the cops on their asses if they do. It’s an invasion of privacy, especially if those photos end up on Social Media.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Public location... what expectation of privacy do they really have?
AmbrosiaFan 19
Not that I think that is in any way cool to do that. Those kids are douchebags. They aren't worth your time.
MidnaLink 35
I EXPECT that shitheads won’t take pictures of me, even in public I’m allowed my privacy.
alycion 39
If you are on public property, like on the street, fair game. A restaurant has to give permission or the person would for recording for public purpose. Husband was a videographer. You learn where and where you can’t be with a camera quick. Watch Live PD. The cameras have to get permission to follow the cops into open businesses and people’s homes. Once in a business, they do not have to get permission to record anyone. Even though they are documenting the police, they still have to follow the law as far as that goes. Good way to learn, you have no privacy when out of your home. As for OP, I would report them to the manager on duty when they came in, sat down, and actually doing it. Let them get embarrassed when confronted.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe your whole family should go to an Overeaters Anonymous instead of going to where fatties congregate. You’ll avoid the shaming by the cool kids and you’ll be beginning to get your collective shit together.
Sinshine 28
Family dinner at a fastfood place? Really?!
coolmike699 26
Those "popular" kids need better hobbies.
loloblair420 5
**** what those kids have to say and every body else give it 10 years and the girls will have 5 kids from different dads and be shaped like a ice cream cone and the guys will have pot bellys ugly faces and teeth from all the booze and drugs that theyll do after high school everything is different most people are too busy to do stupid shit like that.. hang in there
Bubbilility 27
If there's one thing I've learned it's that the 'cool kids' are usually quite successful. In fact, there's been studies on it. The popular kids have the confidence to aid them in the corporate world.
slkeithh 14
why are you and your family planning to eat dinner at a fast food joint? get a life. and some health while you're at it
Bubbilility 27
My family had fast food once a month. Nothing wrong with a treat from time to time.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
They're stereotyping. Not everyone who eats at fast food places is fat.
RichardPencil 32
Only 80% of them.
alycion 39
And there are some smaller towns that only have one or two fast food restaurants in them and really no other family priced dining options. Lived in one for four years. It sucked. There was a sub shop and a McDonald’s. And an extremely overpriced seafood and steak house that had no business cooking either.
BigSissy 14
They didn’t say everyone there is obese, they said they were going to photograph the obese people.
Oley 27
Those who peak in high school, usually don't fair well in their adult life
Bubbilility 27
Dude, kids can be little sh*ts. Once you're done with school you'll never have to see them again.
Fiona Ashe 9
Wtf Thats awful. Hope they enjoy hell