HarrisonR
United Kingdom
Cool
Today, while talking to a boy, he asked what my name was and in a state of panic, I said, "Daddy." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Boulette
Dammartin-en-go?le, France
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Anonymous
Trenton, United States
Freudian slip
Today, while spacing out about my hot male boss, he called my name for something and I replied, "Yes Daddy?" FML
LifeSucks
Canada
Mystery man
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
meunluckycharms
Toronto, Canada
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Anonymous
Stephenville, United States
Babe 3: Pig on the phone
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Johndoe
Good boy
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
ItGirl
Eskilstuna, Sweden
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
maximumpower
United States
Reported
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Anonymous
Power move
Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML
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William Pearson 7
If that's what you're into...
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Some of these I really have to wonder if their for real...
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rainbowdonnareed 18
Umm how much older are you than him?. Just an FYI it worked for my dad.
peterblack67 9
Why in the world would you say that?
William Pearson 7
If that's what you're into...
Brandy Plapp 17
Some of these I really have to wonder if their for real...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your anxiety must be insane if you panic enough to forget your own name. And for your brain to go straight to "Daddy"? What other issues do you have?