Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
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Light_Ty 0
Only God knows what goes through the mind of a toddler... I watched some videos of me as a kiddy and, when people spoke to me... All I did was stare at them for like, 5 minutes o.o
TheOptimist 0
When this site first started out, instead of putting 'Comment Moderated' over unnacceptable comments, they would delete the post altogether and all the previous comments would move up numbers. He wasn't number seven when he posted that.
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Comments (60)
krbittala 0
That sucks big time man, I would definately talk to her.
godhelpme92 0
That's a crappy way to find out if your wife is cheating on you FYL bro
bkr009 0
Whatever happened with this, i'd love to find out. lol Also and for those who didn't get this, here's the explanation: The little girl says "my other daddy", she means someone else. Hence, that means there's some other man claiming to be with his wife... so, theres a possibility his wife is cheating on him. BUT, little kids are strange, so you never know what's actually is going on. Daddy may refer to something completely unrelated.
triplethreat13 0
ouch, that bites! kids say the darndest things, though, so don't be quick to expect the worst!
rock_star21 0
wow, kids are insane.
Fran_21 0
my friends kid got confused over a talk about how god is the father of everyone and told her dad "your not my real daddy" then added "god is my real daddy"
LullzKitteh 1
more proof that religion is for shitheads
bigraws23 0
Hope it's nothing like most people are saying
StarCutie83 0
I am nanny for a Jewish family. The parents are Ema and Abba. The kids (2 & 3 years old) call me Mommy because when we are at the park they see all the other kids running up to their mother yelling "Mommy" so they assume I am their Mommy. I secretly love it but feel bad for the mom when she hears it.
helpmeiamblind 0
Wow, OP: you need to seriously kick the shit out of your wife, ex-wife, or soon to be ex-wife (whatever she may be). She's a ho and needs a good dick-slap to the face.
Besker 0
is it possible that the OP's kid is talking about a Godfather or something?