Today, on my and my wife's very first camping holiday, someone cut a hole in the tent wall while we slept and stole everything, including my keys and the car. Finally getting home, it seems the thieves got our address from the car's sat-nav and burgled the house as well. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
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ChakatBlackstar 29
You are some impressively sound sleepers.
routerere 10
That's horrible. Hope that campground had a register or there was some security camera that caught them. You guys should start a GoFundMe is you guys need help. I know I would donate.
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routerere 10
That's horrible. Hope that campground had a register or there was some security camera that caught them. You guys should start a GoFundMe is you guys need help. I know I would donate.
ChakatBlackstar 29
You are some impressively sound sleepers.
Chazzster 32
I have to ask - OP, Drunk or high when you passed out?
RinoaHeartilly 36
I'd say this is a legit question.
hellphone_fml 37
doesn't excuse anything??? people shouldn't steal
MrsBugi 21
Where did you read that it excuses what happened? They're asking because for both of them to have slept through all that, they would need to be drunk or high to not wake up lol.
Craig Lurtz 6
you are lucky that the tent was all that they cut. you could have been episode one in a new camp killer show.
oanwar 15
I live a couple blocks away from the police station so I put the address of the police station as my address in my GPS so even a thief breaks in to my car the GPS will take them straight to where they are supposed to be.
Rodville 28
Wouldn’t your address be on the registration paper in the car? So maybe not GPS. But you should never have it point to your own home. Mine points to the last owner. He was a bit of a gun nut so good luck to them.
RichardPencil 32
I take it you won’t be advertising for REI?
fuckingkillme17 8
this is why you don't keep your home saved in your gps
JamJarBinks 20
what sort of world do we live in where people don't save their own home in their own satnav/gps because they're afraid of being robbed
Nadine 21
Agreed. I'm not living my life in that state of paranoia.
WHS_Kitty 8
You need a dog
RichardPencil 32
It would probably pee in their bed!
Takegami 22
That’s... unfortunate