Noname
France
Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ticker $fml
United States
Nothing to do with us
Today, after I lost $5000 in crypto yesterday, I'm now down about $150k total since the start of the year. I just deployed more and bought $FML to make up for the losses. Hopefully it’ll happen. FML
Marco
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
Anonymous
A tax on irresponsability
Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML
Dope
United States
Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML
Anonymous
One hell of a poker game?
Today, I lost 1200 dollars, my fiancée, my dog, my apartment, and my car. FML
broke
Today, my work informed me that they didn't process my pay in time, so I won't get paid until the end of next month. I have less than £10 to last me until then. FML
Celina
United States
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
Topher
United States
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
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0___0 9
Jenny Craig worked wonders on yah
Vogelfanger 0
Stop browsing FML during the work/trading day and you might start doing better!
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brodizzle 0
ahahhahaha #3... I did too. 12 thousand? Holy ****!
flakes_fml 0
congratulations on the weight loss lol jk I know what u mean fyl
Kamon97 23
Dat recession doe
0___0 9
Jenny Craig worked wonders on yah
NickelZinc13 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You're stupid. A pound is a currency measurement.
SquealingMoose 14
Au contraire my friend, she was being funny. She was not serious. Surely you should know that. Who is stupid now?
Vogelfanger 0
Stop browsing FML during the work/trading day and you might start doing better!
samtamrox 0
lol to all americans, im pretty sure pounds is currency... fyi, not weight
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
hey she said training so we yanks assume its weight.
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
oops miss read ti i need to stop read better......go ahead make fun of me i said something stupid
lol_XD_fml 0
hey im an american but i got the Pounds because it was capitalized!! just beacause some of us are a dumbass doesnt mean all of us are!! :P
Konta246 0
Hahaya yeh i saw thAt and i was like woah thats alott :)
ark864 0
yeea you go!
allyosaugh 0
he assumed only americans would write it because only Americans use pounds as a weight measurement
MadPercussion 0
HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE FAT PERSON! :]
UnluckyChicka 0
I'm American-Italian and I agree with the fact that MOSTLY Americans posted the weight jokes. I've lived here since I was 10, and as far as I can tell, we Americans are not always super culturally intelligent :)
kadylady24 0
man your really stupid
hebron77 0
We know that.
loganberrybat 11
I lol at Americans all the time. This is the only reason they were put on the earth
AriaLynn 4
Just because some of us are 'dumbasses'. Not 'a dumbass'. Make it plural. Nice. Your point is proven.
Sinamoi 18
#134- Makes me feel comfortable to know that their are ignorant assholes like yourself around the globe and not just here.
Sofa_King 0
Pound = currency pound = measure of weight I read it first as "training" day instead of traiding day
GGAllin1 8
No, Lb=Weight £=Currency The stupidity on this sight blows my mind
DisturbedDriver 0
Anyone who didn't understand that the pound is Britain's currency is a douche. Coming from an American hailing from SoCal.
tbonea1990 0
way to go SD
alchemist5 0
lol it took me a second to figure out it was money, not weight. i guess i'm a douche? :'(
summer66_fml 0
wow.....i thought you meant weight at first.....
skyraider17 0
In our defense, it's only natural to assume that pounds is weight (aside from the uppercase P) since that's how we use it; I'm sure at least most of the weight comments were simply jokes after they realized it was currency and that it's silly to lose 12,000 pounds unless you're an aircraft.
pb_fml 0
OP: Today I wrote an fml about how I lost 12,000 Pounds in British currency. They all thought I was extremely obese and meant my weight. FML.
Katana9990 3
to OP: here's an FML for you! today, I had an fml user tell me that I should get my mole checked. FML.