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Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
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Top comments
Jaymail 19
Masturbating is a normal activity we all do. Most of us at least. No reason to feel “violated”. Get into the habit of knocking or otherwise making your presence known before you enter a room where your Mother may be.
wysegirl 24
Did you even knock before entering the room she was in? She should be the one uncomfortable not you.
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Comments (12)
trashcan_man 16
Masturbation is a normal act. Unless she was doing it with your toothbrush or the neighbor's dog, grow up and mind your own business.
randybryant799 21
You feel violated? Why?