Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, I found out that my sister has been stealing money from me. My parents won't do anything because there's "no evidence it was her". She's the only one in this house that spends regularly and has opportunities to take it while no one's around. FML
Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
Today, my mom accused me of stealing $350 from her. She didn't accuse my unemployed brother, who just bought a brand new iPhone. Even after he confessed to her, she thought he was covering for me. My brother has a criminal record for theft. FML
Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
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Fucc_Logic_4evah 13
Ironically report her to the police! Ironic jail is so cool!
RichardPencil 32
You don't understand what irony is. There's a small chance she was trying to repent for her earlier theft, but it's much more likely that you caught her red-handed committing another one. In the latter case, what you call "irony," the rest of us call "lying."
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Fucc_Logic_4evah 13
Ironically report her to the police! Ironic jail is so cool!
Lobby_Bee 18
Well, she did get caught. The smartest thieves out there are never caught.
RichardPencil 32
You don't understand what irony is. There's a small chance she was trying to repent for her earlier theft, but it's much more likely that you caught her red-handed committing another one. In the latter case, what you call "irony," the rest of us call "lying."
GhostFox 34
I caught my brother stealing from me once. It ended with him having stab wounds from a mechanical pencil and a bloody bite mark and me having a cracked rib, two badly bruised ribs, and a black eye. So... at least she didn't stab or hit you for catching her? Seriously though, inform her that if she steals from you again you'll take her to small claims court, and collect evidence for said court if she does.