Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Just don't make a big deal out of it. I'm sure she's humiliated enough as it is.
KiddNYC1O 22
She blew you alright.
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Comments (235)
mccrightp 29
That too bad! I would definatly get back in the saddle though.
HeartOfLead 24
I spy with my pink eye...
mistydawn76 1
Laughing out loud!!!
Austyn57 1
what the hell (stewies voice)
pnutbutternjelly 15
As much as that sucked for you, I can guarantee you it was over a trillion times worse for her. That's like the most humiliating thing that could happen to her. She must be mortified.
HeartOfLead 24
Well, it could be a F her life situation too. I mean not everyone likes to have their partner's stick of gum go from hard and stiff to wet and soft all while in their mouths.
jjice 6
My girlfriend threw up the first time we 69'ed
kofeinisti 6
I'm guessing you were on top and went too deep?
512bigt 10
I'm baffled by the amount of full grown people who can't comprehend what and how a 69 is
Dcm210 19
It was only the 1st time. Suck it up and try again.
LONERANGER44 11
Might want to stay away from that area for a little while.
iChel413 6
I'm sure it was more embarrassing for her than anything. Things like that happen. Don't make a big deal of it! It hasn't happened to me but in my relationship my SO and I are comfortable with each other and would probably laugh it off.