Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Curse you, Dinkleberg!!!
teven0855 6
Rake them over to his house. Better yet, steal his leafblower and blow them back over there.
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Comments (90)
teven0855 6
Rake them over to his house. Better yet, steal his leafblower and blow them back over there.
AshhyTheBlonde 8
That blows ;)
caplox 6
Like that one sponge bob episode..
caplox 6
31- so basically just waste your money to get revenge?
Welshite 40
Curse you, Dinkleberg!!!
Dixbfloppin 11
Dinkleberg doesn't intentionally do the things he does to piss off Timmy's dad. He's unaware he's hated by him. I hope I didn't ruin the joke, ignore my comment, etc.
ifknh8usernames 7
33- you did.
ittsdann 6
Are you squidward now? That's okay, take your time.
myFMLname 8
54- wrong show
OhDearBetrayal 25
62- Crossovers are jokes, too.
maxmex13 7
Stupid Flanders
myFMLname 8
My apologies, 66. I thought we were going to make a chain of fairly oddparents quotes, but after checking a few days later, I was wrong.
iOceanus 18
Just get your blower out and return the favor!
AshhyTheBlonde 8
Exactly! Let the odds be in your favor. Or should I say leaves...
JOcoco 14
I doubt he has a blower if he was raking.
thatonename 7
He could have just been a nice guy and bagged his own leaves. Idk if that's possible with a leaf blower, we use a rake...
Lant 6
I would knock on his door then when he opened it i would whupp his ass
howdeedoo 22
Set fire to his house...or just blow them back
cloudygirl5 16
Your neighbor is mean! Sucks for you :( You should blow they back in his yard
SMSgtBrown 3
Be the bigger man
Alphakhiash 13
Bag your leaves. Pour onto neighbour's yard. Hose leaves down so they can't be blown away.
desoto96 9
Good fences make good neighbors.
poindexter25 5
Life lesson right there
desoto96 9
Indeed it is, that's why my fences are always 6ft high and made of cinder block.
byRose 7
He's an asshole, but that's still funny haha.
alexhaz64 4
Well now you can have an even bigger leaf pile to jump into!
BulldogHoops 14
Kill him with kindness? Nah... Boring. Steal his leafblower and blow the leaves back to that ******.