Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Just don't make a big deal out of it. I'm sure she's humiliated enough as it is.
KiddNYC1O 22
She blew you alright.
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Comments (235)
mistydawn76 1
Holy crap! This is soo damn funny! I feel sorry for the both of you , but I do love the comments posted they are hilarious!!
HyperSquirrel 8
God I've always wondered how often this happens to couples who try 69.. >.< I mean, I'd imagine it happens more often than one might think.. O.o
52564 8
It only happens once
52564 8
That's why it's called 69, what's the matter not up to the other 68 to follow?
CrissyyyS2 22
If its from the ******, it's a queef. It's not like we wanted to "fart" out of there. You guys push too much air into the ****** causing queefs.
FunnyMedic 7
And that's why you don't 69 fat girls...
gmc_blossom 21
So you're saying only fat girls fart? Okay.
SierraaaNicoleee 26
155- That doesn't even make sense, oh and you're a dick.
DogStew 20
I wish I had a girlfriend to fart in my face. At this point, beggars can't be choosers. :-(
grannygruber 6
She didn't fart, it was just some asshole talking to you!
toposhad 2
lick her clean
sprints54 19
U want sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.
salarroyo10 2
That is the best thing I've ever heard!!