Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, out of boredom, I decided to clean shave my beard and moustache for the first time in 3 years. My new nickname at work is The Crimson Chin. FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Today, I tried a new beard trimmer that has a laser guide. I somehow set it too close to my skin and shaved a completely bald line straight through the middle of my beard. Now I look like a magician with a flesh mustache divider, or a bassist from a 90s nu-metal band. FML
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saIty 17
Congratulations Santa!
WellThatSucksMaj 0
hahahahahaha
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Comments (254)
emariebake 0
that's awful. congrats on ditching the face pelt, tho.
unlucky90 4
haha.....face pelt
sammsaballerr 1
HHHA!!
heyhihello95 12
then grow it back.
EffYoLife 14
Dumb! It's not like he can grow it back the same day
shakeTHEworld 12
No, hun. You look ridiculous before then too.
strokesie 23
how can you tell it's exactly 6 shades lighter..?
olii_fml 0
Does that matter? No one's looking for accuracy..
nebula748 14
he checked with some paint swatches.
mghockey97 0
win
strokesie 23
because he claimed it was 6, and i wanna know how. XD
davidisbeast 12
haha u fail! ;)
soulfulemo 0
89- that doesn't mean he meant it literally
kyler754 0
your dumb. I dont know you and I already do not like you.
jeob1992 8
can we see a picture please... I wanna good laugh.
KiantoNari 0
I agree with this guy ^^^ :D
themichaeljoseph 0
I agree with this guy
green_eggs_and_h 0
Hello, spray on tan.
ll22adrian23ll 0
Rick Ross lookin ass
iSurf_fml 8
Time for a face tan...
zombiebud 5
well this is what I would so shave your head and that will take the view off your face