Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Halved
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Monobrow
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
First impressions
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
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DMA 11
Welp, time to shave them both off and start from scratch.
ajh1800 25
I just wanna know what happened to your left eyebrow and what THAT one looks like...
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DMA 11
Welp, time to shave them both off and start from scratch.
ajh1800 25
I just wanna know what happened to your left eyebrow and what THAT one looks like...
chosha_fml 27
Drunk DIYs are never a good idea.
nevereyes 31
Just shave them both off, eyebrows look better drawn on anyways
boopingsnoot 25
Adam Savage sucessfully proposed to his now-wife after burning an eyebrow off on Mythbusters. Life isn’t over! Also, when someone asks what happened, just say that they “should see the OTHER guy!”
BurnInDemonFire 39
Whoopi Goldberg hasn't had eyebrows for years. And she was in Star Trek: TNG! Eyebrows are overrated. And over-eyes.
Chazzster 32
OP, Unless you had a seizure, exactly how do you shave off half an eyebrow? If you had a seizure then it’s a real FML.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, shave the left one off too and you'll have two good-looking eyebrows.