Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I realized that I am what the internet refers to as a "neckbeard." I really need to get my shit together. FML
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Top comments
RetroXI 4
@1 who are you calling a lint licker you cootie queen!? o_0
Boddmon 0
It's also a big turn-off on girls too. Just keep that in mind.
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Comments (163)
1800getalife 0
hahah u deserve for being a lint licker
greendaygirl999 5
Facial hair is most of the time a big turn-off for girls. Just keep that in mind
AnaujiraM420 0
who u calling lint licker u cootie queen..lol...pickle you cumquat! the best was...What the french, toast...I love that orbitz com. ^_^
Boddmon 0
It's also a big turn-off on girls too. Just keep that in mind.
braeleigh_king 0
hahha at that comment ^ little facial hairr = turn on jungle mess of a beard
DGross 8
too true #16 :-P
braeleigh_king 0
shit it cut off my comment.. jungle mess of a beard = turn off.
imbatman_fml 0
After you shave, I want to see a fml from you that reads, "I just shaved my scrotum beard and my friends say my face still looks like a set of testicles."
willou35_fml 13
lol
willou35_fml 13
loll
jake_fml 0
lolll
cocopuff96 0
first you did it for having a beard!
tehamericanboy94 0
Not all girls get turned off by it, some like the tickle on their neck ;)
sublimaze 6
I guess mom was right... "you are what you eat"
lanroth 4
not every guy is concerned with what is a turn off for girls. keep that in mind.
gingersnapper 0
We call these guys 'homosexuals'
farsidee 0
keep your mouth closed when you sleep otherwise you will T-bag yourself
samantha_durano 6
facial hair is gross.
CrazySmileyFace 0
hmm... not for me I like a little but not like a full out puff-beard. just stubble ;)
falluke17 0
It looks like that because your French, not because you have a beard.
sam411411 0
74 wins
cuntwaffle 0
bullshit! mama loves it :)
deathcab7 0
thats attractive...
AndreaHaha 0
I agree with # 11 hair on face not really attractive sorry /: it's okay though you can always shave it off (((:
snakrange 0
pfft 109 your attractive...
fmlsoobad 0
hahaha thisvmade me laf so ard wen I first red it
Jrook 0
72's smiley face creeps me the **** out
gomego87 0
lol
qzamml 0
lmao and when you shave you'll just look like a shaved ballsack? =P
bezach 0
girls dig the goatee
a_borshunist 0
Girls, yeah. WOMEN like dudes who **** bears for a living.
cookiepenguin 0
unshaven... you shave them? ouch!
flufffypants 0
Well my question is how your face looks Veiny droopy and two round balls
flufffypants 0
it's funny thinking of a guy walking atound with a ballsack hanging off his forehead
psyco5000 0
reminds me of the family guy episode where Peter is rubbing his chin then say "hey what are these doing up here?!?" then puts his "chin" into his pants. lol great episode.
mexicantumblewee 0
facial hair is awesome. Especially when you get a few birds living in it
mexicantumblewee 0
did they pay you to **** that bear?
withered 30
"Facial hair is most of the time a big turn-off for girls. Just keep that in mind" So untrue! It's a turn-on if a guy has a nice, beautiful beard! At least you can see they're men!
Boddmon 0
#136 Even better, the South Park episode where butters has balls on his chin. Loo loo loo, I've got some apples...
UrbanerMezei 0
I would imagine a girl would want a little boy, but a woman is probably going to want her man to actually look like a man. I'm not implying a neckbeared or a lumberjack, but a nice well kept beard shows your age.
infinitii 0
Peter griffin!!
isaiaha11 2
hello peter griffin
DoomSkuller 28
#11 I know several girls who are turned on by facial hair just saying
I_am_that_guy 0
big deal shave it...this would really be an fml if you were a girl
RetroXI 4
@1 who are you calling a lint licker you cootie queen!? o_0
Blue_Coconuts 7
Pickle you cumquat!
purplemnm 9
you son of a French toast eating bulldog!
AnaujiraM420 0
it's son of a biscuit eating bulldog
Resquall 0
What the French toast?
purplemnm 9
idc i make my own sub-word phrase! >:D
iazy9 14
ya and you also make ur own fat and is ugly
bmalley 0
woopie 1-you're dumb for not seeinhg it yourself. 2-deal with it and shave. 3-return when you have something worth mentioning.
xoxomeganduhxoxo_fml 0
siickkk. shave it. problem solved.
foodlord 5
Post pics :D
Boddmon 0
Take the hint, shave it...or trim at least! one of my old friends had a pretty disgusting beard; he was nicknamed 'pubes'
erjaguam 0
lol!
PencilTips 19
A beard needs to be groomed and cleaned, you don't grow it if you don't know how to take care of it...
duckie227 22
beards are for Santa Clause! lol
Ecnassianer 0
^ This.
AznWaffle8 0
I know a janitor that wears red and cream for his job, has white hair, and just grew a huge beard. We all call him Santa now.
megissocool 0
ahaha WIN
DoomSkuller 28
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whydofirefliesdi 0
bearded men are so sexy
iamchuck 0
Be a real man and grow a glorious beard like mine.
quikwit1212 0
That is a nice beard...
Taylorfacepwns 0
^panda approves.
grv_fml 4
only kids and women have no beard :)
fisheatsbear 6
well maybe if your face didn't look like balls...