Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, out of boredom, I decided to clean shave my beard and moustache for the first time in 3 years. My new nickname at work is The Crimson Chin. FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Today, I tried a new beard trimmer that has a laser guide. I somehow set it too close to my skin and shaved a completely bald line straight through the middle of my beard. Now I look like a magician with a flesh mustache divider, or a bassist from a 90s nu-metal band. FML
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saIty 17
Congratulations Santa!
WellThatSucksMaj 0
hahahahahaha
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Comments (254)
kafriin 0
what did you expect? frikkin retard!
IloveyouJon 11
it's called tanning lotion
coconutClaire 1
go get it spray tanned
PurpleKissesGree 0
you should send me a picture! lol
disney_blonde 16
High SPF on the rest of your face and sunless tan on the white part, so the rest won't tan any more as you even it out...I have to do this b/c of the ugly long mom shorts I have to wear outside at work.
BallsMcLongcock4 8
Either do the sunless tan on the white or the fade cream on the dark skin until you can tan it out
Neylin 7
There is a very easy solution to all of this; Become a KISS fan.
NaggerHagger 6
Shave your eyebrows off to divert the attention.
TrollisMe 5
There's a reason bald people wear hats in the summer... idiot.
ktopel2495 5
And u know exactly how many shades? Ur a dude right?