Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML
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klutzyduck1 24
You have to admit this is one of those cute funny moments, I hope you laughed instead of acting pissed. Enjoy it, you can't change it.
nolife77 0
aww poor her :( must of been so embarrassing!!!!
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Comments (113)
ShimmyShake0 1
Get a hair cut you hippy!
andreafml2011 0
hand sanitizer works too...
blabla16 0
I thought she was a vampire at first! ? ?
CeeBeezy 0
Put oil on the gum and comb it out, always works lol
roseydot 0
Or peanut Butter.
buckeye08 10
because there's a lot of oil in peanut butter...
mannylegrand101 0
bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
FreezeeMonsta 19
i want a peanut butter sammich now =(
sueket 2
This is my post before I made an acct. I'm a girl, thus the long hair.
iloveparc 0
at first i thoufht u were gonna say cuz shes a vampire
ryanebk 7
I don't see how he deserved it at all. who is trolling??
kateland10 0
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