Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML
Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, my mom read online you could train cats to relieve themselves in the toilet. Without reading any further, she took away the litter tray. My house reeks of cat piss and shit, and she still refuses to give the cat its litter tray back, insisting it'll work eventually. FML
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Top comments
babyyappld 7
it takes more than buying a litter box. you need to train your cats to use it....
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Pick your clothes up off the floor, shut the door, and train yo pussy. :)
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Comments (152)
Cleao18317 11
Put the litter boxes in the closet.. Then they might notice and use them
dmmcintyre3 8
Yes, put the litter boxes where they are naturally going, seems to get them to use it.
obnoxious3_3_3 1
Kill the cats that simple
ashleylucky16 6
Wowwww... I never look at it in the perspective of a crazy killer and/or animal abuser... Cats are a gateway kill, stay in school kids.
Life_sucks_13 6
Time to take them to the vet! That's a behavioral problem or they could be sick. I had a cat who did that and we gave him up to find out he was diabetic.
bsmith84 0
If you had bought the litter boxes before you got them and trained them immediately when they were kittens... Maybe you wouldn't have this problem. Just saying.
Munchkin13 6
Thats why I'd rather stick to outside dogs
Lady_T 3
Put orange peels in your closet for a few days. Cats really dislike the smell of it and will stay away
weaverald 4
Lemon smelling anything spray near opening of our closet or near your clothes. Works every time. And maybe you shouldn't let your cats on everything either.
AdolfShitler 0
Ydi cuz if you leave a messy room cats will piss everywhere. I know from experience haha
Cleao18317 11
Your picture is Sooo creepy... But I like your name..hi!
Cleao18317 11
That pic is Sooo creepy
steph8608 0
Close the closet! My kitties like to use my bed as a back-up litter box, so they're not allowed in my room :(
NoahEibon 11
Put the litter box in the closet if they prefere it there