Today, while my man of almost 5 years was playing a video game with his friends, during one of the conversations they were having, one of his childhood friends asked “What do you see in her?” He replied, “I don't know, it’s more of an entrapment type of thing.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
Today, my longtime crush and best friend got a new girlfriend, with the same interests him and I share. Despite us being compatible in interests, he just never saw me in a romantic way. When I asked if we’re so alike, what does she have that I don’t? He said, “Trust me, you don’t want to know the answer.” FML
Today, after two months of being apart from my wife of five years, who'd returned to Panama to deal with a family issue, she innocently slips into conversation that she’s been hanging out with her high school boyfriend. When challenged, she responded, “You get to see me all the time!” FML
Today, I caught my son sneaking a woman out of his room at 5 a.m. After she was gone, I started with the questions, one of which was, “Well, what’s her name?” His response was, “No idea, I only met her last week.” I’ve raised one of “those guys.” FML
Today, my ex of 5 years began dating the girl he told me was, “One of the guys”, “Don’t worry, she’s like a sister to me” and, “I would never see her that way.” We broke up a couple of days ago because my “paranoia” and “assumptions” about her were putting a “strain” on our relationship. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, I was talking to a guy when he pointed behind me and said, “Hey, what’s that?” I looked behind me and he burst out laughing, saying he “can’t believe I’m so stupid that I still fall for that old trick.” We were having a conversation, not a physical fight. FML
Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML
Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML
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Sonotsuave 37
There’s a few things. First off make sure there was no misinterpretation. Second if you did actually overhear this or it was said in front of you that’s too much disrespect to bear. Sounds like you’ve been with someone 5 damn years and y’all aren’t married or at least engaged, serious partners, something along those lines. If he’s immaturely playing games talking about you with his friends then tell him he’s free from the “trap” of this relationship and move on with your life before more time gets wasted
RichardPencil 32
The fact that he’s just your “man” and not your husband shows that you haven’t ensnared him in that Roach Motel called marriage.
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RichardPencil 32
The fact that he’s just your “man” and not your husband shows that you haven’t ensnared him in that Roach Motel called marriage.
EmDizzle2007 28
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.
RichardPencil 32
It “can” be a good thing, but often, it is not :(
Sonotsuave 37
Speak from personal experience much
RichardPencil 32
I am a regular on FML, Sherlock, so you figure it out.
Charlie Given 28
Just ask him what he meant, it could be he meant it as endearing
Alup132 22
How would that be endearing?
mas12806 24
Maybe he was talking about the game?
Sonotsuave 37
There’s a few things. First off make sure there was no misinterpretation. Second if you did actually overhear this or it was said in front of you that’s too much disrespect to bear. Sounds like you’ve been with someone 5 damn years and y’all aren’t married or at least engaged, serious partners, something along those lines. If he’s immaturely playing games talking about you with his friends then tell him he’s free from the “trap” of this relationship and move on with your life before more time gets wasted
lationas 25
Relax! It was more than likely a joke. And a funny one at that!
stormy0307 16
Have you considered the possibility that they were just joking around and not being serious? He was gaming with childhood friends, I’d say them just joking around is a pretty high possibility.
TxKitten79 10
Guys say stuff like that joking around with their buddies. You're reading too much into it. If it really bothers you, talk to him about it.
zuckerburg 21
look, ladies, we should really start abolishing the idea of "love at first sight". that shit is usually just up to our genitals anyway (male or female) and rarely works out. some relationships form over time. Entrapment, if you haven't seen the movie, is just a bunch of kids putting their single parents together to have them fall in love (I misremember the plot probably). So just because he wasn't head over heals in love with you at first sight, doesn't mean he doesn't love you now. So get over yourself. LIFE IS NOT A ******* FAIRY TALE!
Melissa Medeiros 7
D u m p H I s A s s
jellenwood 35
You really like commas!
gmiky 2
it's breakup time!