Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
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Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
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HSOMGF 5
If you can't be bothered to clean out the box every day, you shouldn't have a cat.
RinnieRiot 9
Then clean it out... Problem solved.
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Comments (70)
scottovious 0
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Kill it. Cats are worthless!
thewhiteninja 0
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agreed on many levels
i_love_grrr 0
hey! don't hate on cats!! lol I find them adorable :)
cheex87 0
I always tell my friends that own cats that they are the most useless pets I know. I strongly dislike them!
scottovious 0
Actually, IMHO cats have one valid use... Eagle Bait...
i_love_grrr 0
wtf?? lol
Error504 6
Contrary, my cat is more like a dog than a cat (which, plus his mysterious nature, makes things around the house a bit more "interesting" by the day.) Whereas, my dog is the one doing nothing but eating and begging for attention. At least the cat is entertaining the family...
skulluks 0
you are worthless, you should die.
dragonaair 5
Dogs are worthless too... unless they are sniffer dogs, etc, but normal people don't usually own a specialised bred dog.
angel55033 12
cats are disloyal annoying prissy creatures
ShadyFTW1 0
I don't know why 11 is hilarious, but it is.
Adamantoise 0
you guys should watch Felidae if you hate cats so much.
EmoGiana 0
Cats don't deserve to die... They just deserve to get a good beating once in a while. :)
tona01 16
hey cats are good too, my cat plays with everything and follows me around, my dog does the same thing but crashes on the door once in a while
Thisismoses 0
do you know who Garfield is?
kameryn25 3
11 WIN. cats really have no intended purpose besides sticking their ass in ur face in which case MOST people don't appreciate.
anyagrande 31
Cats are the best creatures lmao
anonymous17 21
what the hell is wrong with you? anyone who wants to beat a animal should suffer im sorry
marmots 0
don't mess with cats.
Winter247 2
yeah, she's pussy-whipped.
Thanatos1206 0
Then put litter in the laundry basket!
Qluz 3
lol, l love your way of thinking
marinus_fml 20
**** cats right off.
ambowew 7
Don't **** with a cat, it will beat you every time. Good luck smelling like shit.
RinnieRiot 9
Then clean it out... Problem solved.
macho4819 0
no... let the cat run in traffic then your problems solved :D
anyagrande 31
Youre literally supposed to clear out the shit from the litter box every night don't be ******* lazy ?
HSOMGF 5
If you can't be bothered to clean out the box every day, you shouldn't have a cat.
tashaburr 0
agreed
docscientist 10
It's only every day if you have a small box and/or lot's of cats.
sicofthsht 1
You WOULD have to at least sift the lumps out once a day so the cat doesn't step on it later and spread poop germs all over your house. AH! He's on the table where you eat!
dreamer1015 0
Maybe you should clean it every day, then. There, problem solved.
SpaceMannn 0
Cool story bro...
pinkp909 8
Yummy! Lets hope brown is your color.