Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML
Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, my mom read online you could train cats to relieve themselves in the toilet. Without reading any further, she took away the litter tray. My house reeks of cat piss and shit, and she still refuses to give the cat its litter tray back, insisting it'll work eventually. FML
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Top comments
babyyappld 7
it takes more than buying a litter box. you need to train your cats to use it....
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Pick your clothes up off the floor, shut the door, and train yo pussy. :)
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Comments (152)
airborn54 0
So I guess your comfortable with having two boxes of shit in your house? That's why dogs are better!
ImmaB3AST 7
Make them live outside. That's a cats natural home.
Amrel 10
Keep that pussy on lockdown. Remember that pussys on lockdown and your the warden
krysxkatastrophe 14
Hang your clothes up or put them in a dresser. If they're on the floor you're just asking for them to piss on them.
darcieslegit12 0
maybe you should close your closet door
Cloudia1 5
There's a way to train them, you know.
structuredchaoz 4
You need to get them fixed.
ashleylucky16 6
Getting a cat fixed only prevents pregnancy, not urination.
alexFYL 11
A couple steps you could take. 1) Keep anything off the floor or available that they would like to use. Close your bedroom door, keep them out of your closet, put your stuff away. 2) Clean everywhere they prefer to pee, REALLY WELL. Old scents will trigger them wanting to go there. 3) Get them fixed, if they are not already. 4) Get them checked for a UTI. My cats are well-trained, but when my female got a UTI, all that went out the window and she started pissing on everything. A few pills and a few days later, all was well again. Still ruined my silk jacket though...
XxDancerGirlxX 17
I've had my cat for 4 years, I didn't have to train her. She just went to the litterbox on her own.
anthylorrel 0
so don't leave your clothes on the floor where they can pee on the. or close your closet door.