Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML
Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, my mom read online you could train cats to relieve themselves in the toilet. Without reading any further, she took away the litter tray. My house reeks of cat piss and shit, and she still refuses to give the cat its litter tray back, insisting it'll work eventually. FML
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Top comments
babyyappld 7
it takes more than buying a litter box. you need to train your cats to use it....
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Pick your clothes up off the floor, shut the door, and train yo pussy. :)
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Comments (152)
jmar411 12
Further proof that cats are evil! DOGS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!
deviable 9
My dog pees in the house no matter what we do. Our cats all go in the box. Argument invalid.
tbribri33 0
Mine does that SAME THING!!
jmccartneymyluv 4
Are you sure? Maybe cat piss is just your natural odor
perdix 31
How else are the cats supposed to show you that they are dominant and you are their little bitch? To have a good relationship with a pet, you have be the dominant one. And to do that you have to have more spine than your animal. A jellyfish makes a lousy pet, but it's one you might be able to handle.
tacovender 7
Hey op. Remove the odor from your closet and force them to go in the litter-box. The smells dictate where they go more than anything else. :3
HomeAl0ne 20
Can't really blame them, I enjoy pissing on your clothes too. I know it's a disgusting habit, and you have to suffer the smell and mess and worry about effects on your health and all, but it helps me relax and I get all anxious and find myself putting on weight if I don't.
Pufferfish78 5
Try hanging them up. Usually works for me.
brookie063 5
I know exactly how you feel...
woodre 0
Close closet doors?
SharonMarie 2
try picking your clothes up off the floor and training them. it's not hard to do then u won't have this problem!