Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
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Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML
Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, my mom read online you could train cats to relieve themselves in the toilet. Without reading any further, she took away the litter tray. My house reeks of cat piss and shit, and she still refuses to give the cat its litter tray back, insisting it'll work eventually. FML
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Top comments
babyyappld 7
it takes more than buying a litter box. you need to train your cats to use it....
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Pick your clothes up off the floor, shut the door, and train yo pussy. :)
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Tyger44 1
U idiot close the closet
stephanyk2 7
Then close the door.
kyliebear 15
Teach them what to do with it. You can't just buy a litter box and expect them to fully understand that they are supposed to go to the toilet there.
shadowpeanut 6
Put the litter boxes in your closet ?
PapSmearNinja 4
throw the cat in the dumpster
Shneqwa 0
All you have to do is lock your cat in the bathroom with the litter box for an hour or so & it will start using it. My mom did this with both of her cats. Cats just need to see where the litter box is
decidedlyvague 11
and it posted it right, so my IPhone hates me. FML Also Anti-Flood Protection is a bitch.
decidedlyvague 11
Put the clothing item that they like to do their business on the most into their litter box. That'll teach 'em.
decidedlyvague 11
I don't know why... but this comment has been assigned a position further down on FML than my other comment, when I wrote the comment I'm replying on beforehand. Also my other comment shares the same number as someone else. How will I know they mean me when they say 142?!? Some big FML conspiracy? I think so.
decidedlyvague 11
Also.... What the **** is this box my house partner put into MY house? I'm letting this person live here out of the kindness of my heart, as long as she pampers and feeds me. Now, everytime I want to take a piss, she moves me over to this refreshing smelling box. It's obvious that I'll be sleeping here. Why move me to some place cleaner, when my business is taken care of in the dusty hamper? I mean, the sand is nice, and it'll keep me fresh over night. This entire situation is just a doggone cat-astrophe. FML
Climaxx 11
They get bad toilet habits easily, if you never cleaned out their litter box when they were kittens, YDI (:
mssuki 0
I adopted two three year old cats a few years ago & no matter what I did (pristine litter box, positive reinforcement, negative reinforcement, etc., etc., etc.) they peed & pooed ALL over my place. They also hid 24/7 for six months to the point where their stomachs needed to be shaved due to knots. I've always loved animals & they - up to that point - had always loved me, but those two made my life hell & after cleaning up after them for at least two hours a day for months on end, I sadly had to find them a new home. Hope your situation isn't as bad.