Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad has “accepted” that I’m a lesbian, but can’t seem to understand why I can’t just ignore that part of myself, marry a man and have kids, and never talk about the "lesbian thing" ever again. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I was pulled aside by my father's new wife and told, "You're not your dad's favorite anymore and you need to stop acting like it." FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, within one day of meeting me, my stepmom decided to break up with my dad. Her reason being, "I love you, but I just can’t put up with the kid." I’m 'the kid'. I’m 28 years-old. FML
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Top comments
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Sounds like a great time to go NC with her.
jlc82 14
it's pretty obvious SM expected it when she threw a fit. over OP saying she wasn't going to.
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Comments (4)
SAgirl 23
Not every stepmom excepts their stepkids to call them mom. Were they pressuring you to do so or did you feel the need to state so regardless?
jlc82 14
it's pretty obvious SM expected it when she threw a fit. over OP saying she wasn't going to.
SAgirl 23
I read it as the father throwing a fit.
jlc82 14
nope it was the SM and the father sided with SM
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Sounds like a great time to go NC with her.
Hangryko 32
And her dad.
Hangryko 32
Anyone who would who date/marry younger than their children are disgusting. Stay away from both of them. Before that, first tell her to respect her elders, that will really get to her and likely your dad.