Today, my dad asked my brother not to use his shaver so late at night. That wasn't him, and it wasn't his shaver either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, for the third time, I had to tell my stepfather to stop using my razor. It seems when I told him last time that I use it on my armpits, that only encouraged the behaviour. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years are in fact my father's pubic hair trimmers. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
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Top comments
hekinokuroihi 20
Dad was also wondering why his son moaned in ecstasy whilst shaving.
hershelLayton 13
Wow Op, that ***** of yours must be an airplane engine.
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Comments (55)
xxxhball96xyz 3
That's awkward
socialproduct 19
I could imagine that would be a pretty uncomfortable situation. But I gotta say YDI OP. Should try to be a little more discreet when there are other people in the house.
Ayasha_fml 12
No. you prudish sexless frustrated virgin lawn gnome. She has every right to ********** in her own home. Doing it late night is probably the best chance of people being asleep. They need to invest in ear plugs or grow up. I hate to inform parents that they're adorable little angels, will hit puberty and crave pleasure. Its like they forgot what being a teen is like themselves.
Dark_Cecilia 20
Well, it could have been a new one and she didnt realise how loud it was.
DoomedGemini 38
Id say invest in waterproof toys and take it to the bath or shower
EagleSonOfEagle 11
Who doesn't at least turn it on once before trying it? If I was sticking something inside myself, I would inspect the sh*t out of it and make sure I knew what I was in for before jamming it in and turning it to 11!
socialproduct 19
#26, nobody gave any opinion about a person's "right to **********". The point I was making was about discretion. I don't consider it prudish to show one's housemates a little consideration. Now I'm just a humble "virgin lawn gnome" but suggesting that people need to resort to buying earplugs just so they don't have to sit around and listen to their daughter's/sister's vibrator is idiotic. If I were to come to your place and start loudly maturbating in the middle of the night I'm sure you'd have a different opinion. (btw, none of this is related to the original post, which I'm sure was an honest mistake. It's only directed toward unnecessarily hostile comments).
Raye_Delvego 8
The problem with that is, once you take it out of the package, it can't be returned. So even if it was too loud before actually trying it. She wouldn't be able to return it.
catsbeforeyou 19
Why does this comment have so many down-votes? It's very true
hekinokuroihi 20
Dad was also wondering why his son moaned in ecstasy whilst shaving.
noamoa9 20
it's a girl btw
socialproduct 19
Well now the pieces are all coming together
Lazy34 7
Coming together, you say? I get it.
Raki_92 10
Lel
hershelLayton 13
Wow Op, that ***** of yours must be an airplane engine.
deathstroke990 22
probably a vibrator just saying
ml_augustus 23
Oh probably
deathstroke990 22
Today, I was tired and misunderstood a joke. I was downvoted into oblivion, FML
Lalala579121 28
No, clearly OP's moans sound like a shaver.
inappropes 31
bow chicka wow wow.
cakester123 11
hahaha well thats awkward. lets hope your dad doesnt find out
Helldemon 32
It's possible he already did and just mentioned it in front of her, blaming the brother because he didn't want to have that conversation with his daughter.
Jaelkus 28
Don't forget the whipped ER shaving cream! Lubricantion is important.
ScarletteEve 33
That's clever, you have my upvote.
LikeYouGiveAShit 27
Better than it not being him but being his shaver
NYGiants1925 22
You might want to invest in quieter equipment OP.
Sampe101 15
At least it wasn't him, but not his shaver...
CaaaaattttLady 13
Oh my goodness... I get it now...
nanner6206 24
Lmao.