Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML
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Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
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Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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rileykins 0
a leash? who walks their cat?
Zitho 0
I would have enjoyed that. A lot. :)
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Comments (197)
Shaggy_92 5
haha sexxxeeeeeeeehhhhh
picturescrazy 24
Guess he's not into **********. Or perhaps cats are just not his thing ;)
jdeon1 0
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technodr01d 0
Um... well, a few things. 1: If you knew your boyfriend was into that and you tried it out, fyl. What an asshole. Then again, he's 19. 19-year-old men are extremely immature. Or maybe it was the collar and leash. 2: If you just did it on a whim... Yeah, I would have gone for traditional lingerie, not something that extreme, or any kind of costume at all. If you couldn't even try to ask what HE'S into, ydi. 3: WTF, who said she was fat? And even if she was "Fat," I'm assuming that she and her boyfriend have had sex before -- SO HE'S OBVIOUSLY INTO HER AND THINKS SHE'S SEXY. So her weight wouldn't matter. F you guys. And finally.............. So, did he tell you why he laughed? :/
HomeAl0ne 20
Were you sitting in a litter tray at the time? Cause that would make me laugh...
claiiire_fml 17
you went overboard with the leash and collar.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
OP, you're awesome xD
SeaNDouble 1
hahaha I would have laughed too! lol but don't feel bad about it at least you made him laugh on his birthday... and he got some :) lol to those who say he didn't appreciate it: I bet he did, he enjoyed it a lot if he couldn't stop laughing
RemixV4 1
*whistles I would have enjoyed that. A collar and leash is a bit much but still, not bad at all. Sucks he's not into that.
VertigoSD 0
Walk in naked, that never fails; unless you're one fugly biatch!