Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML
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rileykins 0
a leash? who walks their cat?
Zitho 0
I would have enjoyed that. A lot. :)
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Comments (197)
LittleMagicWolf 7
my ex ain't like that kind of stuff either, guess neither of them were into the catgirl thing. I'm never giving up my tail and ears though lol sucks for us? :3
TomasT 0
You and OP are welcome to my place anytime!
EvilDave 13
Pics or it didn't happen.
travis1980___ 0
Wow. He blew it.
RedPillSucks 33
I'm sure she wished he did.
nerdsgetmehot 23
There's nothing wrong with dressing up a little sexy for your boyfriend, but a sexy CAT may have been a bit over the top. Next time, try dressing up as a sexy HUMAN.
rockstatic 0
I mean, did you ask him if that's what he's into? Why is that his fault?
justanotherbird 19
FYL, your bf sounds boring.
RedmondRoshi 7
hell if i was in the bf's situation I might end up finding a way to propose... but I'm into the whole anime scene and being a little crazy/creative/cute
JimmyDn2000 12
I agree with one. That's hot. maybe you should talk to someone who would appreciate you more! Here kitty kitty kitty! lmao
MissMaryContrary 3
You should make sure you know your partner's kinks and fetishes before you try to surprise them with a costume. Some people will find one thing super sexy while someone else will find the same thing completely ridiculous.
audgepodge1987 0
probably should have stopped before the collar and leash
RedPillSucks 33
Was it the catwoman suit like Halley Berrys' or Eartha Kit? If so, your boyfriend is an idiot. If it was more like the 'Miss Kitty' costume, then you fail. I would have laughed too. Or perhaps it was too much of a "furry" thing for him.
EvilDave 13
Please google "catgirls" and find out.
RedPillSucks 33
O_O