Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML
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Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
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Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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rileykins 0
a leash? who walks their cat?
Zitho 0
I would have enjoyed that. A lot. :)
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Zitho 0
I would have enjoyed that. A lot. :)
pwincessa23 1
Sorry. ur bfs a douchebag.
mrfruits 0
fat guys should never try and be sexy. not that op is fat. just say no fatties.
Vexation 0
8, you seem to have such disgust towards that type of female. It is making me wonder...
mrfruits 0
imma go with vex is fat.
pwincessa23 1
8 do u think everyone that defends fat chicks are fat??? idk maybe the costume was bad.
yucayucatan 0
i like the lingerie, not sure about ears and tail, I would have laughed too
LOLatU87 0
19ish yr old girl in a cat women uniform .......he laughed hmmmmm i think your bf is gay FYL
diva1998 8
I think the leash was too much :P
zakkyzebra 11
he's not into ***********. get over it.
max1337 0
I woulda destroyed that. lucky son of a bitch didn't realize what he had there
fmlpro0987 0
haha who wouldn't
klutzycleo 5
Whether OP's boyfriend was into that kinda thing or not, he was insensitive to laugh at OP, especially considering she was trying to impress him. It was a sweet gesture even if it's not what he particularly to his tastes. He's an immature moron
buttsexchampion 0
well said.
RedBaron 0
I'd a ****** the shit outta you. Just FYI
DjeePee 25
Boaf, Klutzycleo, he isn't an immature moron for laughing at something funny, eventhough it wasn't meant to be funny. If my boyfriend would wear a thong to impress me, I think I would laugh, no, I'm sure I would. And than those cat ears, leash, collar and tail aren't included. Doing things like this without knowing your partners fantasies is risky. You really can't blame him for laughing. I would die from laughter.
TheDrifter 24
I think a lot of us would 1. Don't worry OP it was just bad luck that you found the guy who didn't LOVE the movie catwoman.
luvtheknot 6
why would a cat be on a leash
zkchild 0
Maybe he's a dog guy.
missvee98324 0
YDI for being a hoe.
Bartimaeus 7
YDI for being into ***********!
H8rSk8r 0
pics or it didn't happen.
untoward 0
if only op's name was lonely pussy
darlingdollie 24
Duckface= ugly, unattractive, stupid, immature
fmlluver1415 6
it was probably the whiskers and the tail lol shoudve been a cop
littlemissdqgirl 8
Sad! Maybe a French maid would have been better or a sex cop with a gag. Then he can't laugh;)
greatwyt 0
lol yes, i like
hahaalolz 0
a sexy nurse? ;)
lizziemarie420 0
I like that I'm one for Halloween
lgs25 0
better idea
biagginoUSA 5
mmm maid I like ...=) but I would have laugh to I can't blame him lol
firechildredhead 0
Maybe you should make sure he's into that kind of stuff first next time lol YDI sorry though.
trueblue42 4
I agree with 3. you took a huge risk there and ended up looking foolish. I would have laughed as well. save it for halloween!
MarkSeattle 0
yep. ydi, and funny too.
rileykins 0
a leash? who walks their cat?
DjeePee 25
I know people who walks the cat, although the cat doesn't walk often, it preffers to be carried. But yeah, with a leash around his neck. Op, you have strange fetishes.
mnemonicdaze 0
And that's why her boyfriend laughed.
LittleMagicWolf 7
I do~
SmokeMoles 0
are you by any chance a zombie?
twilightfox 3
I once saw an old couple walk their cat.
M0rt 0
Technically cats must be on leashes while outside according to law
aarontheawesome 0
If you've got the hotness to back up a sexy cat costume you can come over to my place any time!
mnemonicdaze 0
-__-
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I guess two ******* aren't getting any tonight.
Invierno 10
HAH!
OHnathanIO 4
I see what you did there...
mrahhhhh 21
Who are you, freaking Josie? And where are the rest of your pussycats?
mnemonicdaze 0
Tied up and locked in her basement.
RedPillSucks 33
I loved josie and the pussy cats. 10 interweb points for anyone who know the name of the black one.
sneeze_watch 19
#110 That would be Valerie. Points. I believe you owe me some.
RedPillSucks 33
Duly owed. *hands over 10 points to sneeze_watch*
SAGARCo 19
Valerie, Melody, and Josie. I liked Melody, that blonde.
Quest_ 13
You expected him to get hard seeing you dressed up as a cat? YDI
trueblue42 4
srsly
mitchem 3
it's actually a fantasy for a lot of guys...if you haven't read some of the previous posts
Quest_ 13
Yiff in hell.
RedPillSucks 33
Quest. It has to be a 'skimpy' cat outfit, not a furry cat outfit. Try it some time. Don't forget to send me pictures.
pashes84 0
soo true. YDI def.
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
it Prolly was suppose to be an anime cat girl a perfect example of that would be catgirl cuties its an anime and yes most guys do get hard from something like that because cat girl fetishes are not uncommon.
rawr_dani 0
meow.
OwNowBrownCow 0
Moo.
TinyDude 10
Nice fail OP
hahaalolz 0
why do u have a wrist band w/ swastika's all over it? wow...