Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML
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Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
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Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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rileykins 0
a leash? who walks their cat?
Zitho 0
I would have enjoyed that. A lot. :)
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Comments (197)
coupcooper 1
to quest, I'd love to see you in a cat costume, and op, that sounds mice, haha. that was terrible, but please post photos.
GTmustang07 0
2 ******* always make a right, ur boy gay
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yeah, leash and tail were overkill. I don't know anyone that gets it off walking a cat. Were you aiming for Catwoman? But I agree with others on here that you should've found out what turns him on. Simple lingerie might've done it.
GTmustang07 0
2 ******* always make a right..ur boy is gay
nikkired 0
I bet if you had a girl friend ,she wouldn't have laughed ;)
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Pics or it didn't happen
rommie_fml 0
I honestly would have laughed too. you need something you can be at least slightly taken seriously in. not looking like your going to Anthrocon.
Mister_Grinch 0
Meeeooow! I don't know about that gay boy but this kitteh likesssss. :)
zkchild 0
Your comments crack me up lol
dkarber 0
I would have laughed too. It sounds like you dressed up like a retard. Who walks their cat with a leash anyway?
generalfubar 0
either you a really unattractive or your boyfriend is a little flamboyant.