Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML
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Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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rileykins 0
a leash? who walks their cat?
Zitho 0
I would have enjoyed that. A lot. :)
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aaronkdubblea 0
Haha its hot but I may have laughed too
sneeze_watch 19
Well, nice try OP. It wasn't a great idea to dress up without knowing first if he was going to be into it. But it was still dick of him to laugh at you; you were just trying to do something sexy for him.
kris12k4 7
do that 4 me!
Felecorr 0
I gotta admit, this sounds hilarious. I still woulda shown some appreciation though. By appreciation, i mean bang you for your trouble. xD
doofinsmurf 0
In recent news, Garfield laughed at his girlfriend's pathetic attempt to be sexy. Her far rolls weren't as cute as she thought she was. I mean, Common' now.
melly_fish8 3
Im a chick and i find that sexy.. U can b my cat and il b ur mouse. Come chase me ;)
Panda223 0
guess he won't be getting any pussy
persimmon 0
nerd
LokiCain 0
you can be my girlfriend.
Pep010 2
That's quite the catastrophy, how are you feline now?