Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, I can no longer tolerate my mother-in-law. She's not a bad person, but anytime she opens her mouth it is only to criticize, chastise, scold, or blame me. My husband is too terrified of her to ask her to leave our home. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML
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TylerBurden 21
Carry a bottle with holy water, a silver dagger and a wooden cross in your bag. Problem solved
IntoTheClouds 42
What a psychopath . . . If you can, OP, maybe get the police involved. That's all I can really advise . . .
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Comments (170)
Pelreskovich 11
Empty threats, but then again.. I see you're from the same state as me.. In that case you very well could be worried for good reason.
j_cat187 20
If you thinks she's serious, take it to court
Akharr01 5
You shouldn't be scared? She is old! No offense to anyone but then again respect your elders
Michael_92 20
Being old means she can't mess you up? It's down south they have like 20 guns per person. I think damage could get done regardless of age.
ILEIKGURLS 0
Down south? I live in Ohio and own over ten guns.
SpruceDread4578 13
I got like..6 water guns. Can I join the club? :/
drealmorales 2
My advice to you is advice is spelled with a "C" not "S"
THE_A_TEEN 28
It doesn't say "advice" anywhere on the FML. Way to fail as a grammar nazi...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well, you're right, as always. Probably why US citizens get shit from other countries because of idiots like this "word spelled wrong, my way is right" idiot..
upyourzlolz 11
KaySL. Master of all forms of English.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Got me there again. Illiterate ***** are starting to become prevalent in society...
ILEIKGURLS 0
KaySL speaks fluent German, in Russian.
Snafuusmc 12
Your marrying her son! If she doesn't like it then she does not need to be in your life.
loveme25 6
And i thought my mother-in-law was bad...
Cartera 10
Then if you can't step foot outside, hover.
iamesauce 4
Oh, Alabama! :)
perdix 31
Make your fiancé disown his mother. Or you.
ChaosAngel17 14
Sounds like a tv show.
ILEIKGURLS 0
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ladyLALAA 29
Good luck with that, no boy steps up to his mummy!