Today, I found I’m pregnant. I hooked up with my ex when my now boyfriend and I had broken up for a week. My ex doesn’t want kids. It’s most likely my ex's kid. My boyfriend has now proposed. FML
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Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
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Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, I got proposed to. I have been dating my boyfriend for 3 years and we have 2 kids. It was perfect, except it was my ex-boyfriend who proposed to me. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML
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Nathan Potgieter 6
Tell that guy everything and let him decide what he wants to do, cause its out of your hands now.
goddess218 6
Update. I told both parties involved. And then had my first ultrasound. No baby. So that was fun. 😒😂
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
Accept the proposal and hope your husband doesn't ask for a DNA test for the kid. Congrats!
Glitterbaby2613 20
dude frfr, confess to him, that it might be your ex's, if you don't then he'll never forgive u
Nathan Potgieter 6
Tell that guy everything and let him decide what he wants to do, cause its out of your hands now.
goddess218 6
Update. I told both parties involved. And then had my first ultrasound. No baby. So that was fun. 😒😂
LockShockBarrel 2
big oof, did you not take a test?
purplekanc 24
I’m so sorry.
Silver_helmet 10
You have to confess. Your boyfriend may break up with you for good. Also... hooking up with someone else within the week you were apart shows that maybe your feelings for him were not that strong or that your emotions are changing very quickly. The biological father needs to be sued for child support and your boyfriend could accept to be a step dad.
ILikeBigMugs 6
THEY WERE ON A BREAK!
slkeithh 14
it took you a week to hook up with an ex? damn. shady and kind of gross. idk man, definitely YDI
randybryant799 21
Why is it most likely your exes? Sounds like that's what you want.
Wadlaen 24
Well, as long as you're the only one knowing the truth, this could end sort of nice and peacefully...
Dirtysalamander1 13
wow you did your bf dirty. I understand yall were on a break. but hooking up with your ex and now being your bf again. f his life actually.