Today, while cleaning out a closet with my mother, I found a wish list from when I was five. On that list, I wished my parents would divorce. Not only did that seriously hurt my mom, but now she thinks I'm the devil because my wish came true. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, I discovered that my deceased mother, God rot her festering soul, wrote me and only me out of her will. All my other siblings are wealthy; I’m the only one in financial trouble after my divorce. And why did mom hate me so much? Because I’m divorced and God says divorce is bad. FML
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, as I was brushing my teeth, I heard my mum praying to God to help her "get rid of such a stupid child". I have no idea what I've done wrong, and she's refused to talk to me all day. FML
Today, it's been a little while since I found out that my parents are getting a divorce. They'd been married for 25 years and my father got bored and lost feelings. My mother is crying and howling on the bathroom floor right now. It has happened before, but since it was in our upstairs bathroom, I could open the door with a knife. FML
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taz1 1
"I said I'm sorry mama, I didn't mean to hurt you, I didn't mean to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet!" Sorry, couldn't resist, lol!
Jimboom 12
Tell her to F**k off. That you just wanted her to be happy. And obviously being married didn't make her happy if she is now divorced. Plus, who would blame a 5 year old for such a thing? Tell her you will pray for her. :-P
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Comments (116)
Jimboom 12
Tell her to F**k off. That you just wanted her to be happy. And obviously being married didn't make her happy if she is now divorced. Plus, who would blame a 5 year old for such a thing? Tell her you will pray for her. :-P
redbluegreen 41
Sometimes kids pick up on family problems. I wanted my parents to divorce too when I was a kid. Yes, I see how how much it hurt my mom, but in the end, it was for the better. Your mom shouldn't have said that though.
taz1 1
"I said I'm sorry mama, I didn't mean to hurt you, I didn't mean to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet!" Sorry, couldn't resist, lol!
youdidwhatnow 0
win.
fadingfaith 4
I love your for this. ;)
frank678 7
hahaha I was going to use this but you beat me to it. well played. :D
welldang24 0
You're awesome
pickle_1994_1 5
You are amazing for this!
cjl922 17
I love you
kendalle_fml 0
Lots of kids want their rents to split up, other kids in their classes have 2 homes, 2 sets of toys, 2 sets of friends and things... It sounds like fun... until it happens sometimes
Jimboom 12
Lol #3
hk_fml 9
woah O_o someone's bitter she shouldnt have called you the devil, that's pretty mean and uncalled for
lovexmusic 0
lmfaooo #3:D I started singing that the second I read the first line.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
a five year old that knows the meaning of divorce? ...
Garkuza 0
Hey, it's on my wish list too.
Pepperolls 0
Lol the devil?! Haha.. Christian, isn't she?
chiddy_bang71 0
there's nothing wrong with being a Christian. I'm 14 years old and I see nothing wrong with religion because the main part of religion is just teaching people to not act wrong or badly.
Sgt_Minty 0
u worship the thing that jesus was killed by...kinda stupid and ironic.... and its not all about not doing bad onfact most of the criminals i know are hardcore christians
Laiaira 0
You were just a little kid. Probably every other kid in your kindergarten was getting a divorce, and telling you how great it was (ie - I get to spend time at daddy's and I eat ice cream every night!). You didn't really wish for them to have a life-changing, heart-wrenching, family-tearing divorce. I hope you know that, and I wish your mom had the sense to know that too.