Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
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Top comments
jim_witness 0
Simply retort, "Yeeaaa, sure looks a lot like her mom..."
mleugim 0
sorry man
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Comments (15)
mleugim 0
sorry man
underaegis 0
it's a girl stupid
z_vet 0
She was talking about the picture, not the person on it. Stop whining.
badluckalex 23
Your stupidity amazes me.
jim_witness 0
Simply retort, "Yeeaaa, sure looks a lot like her mom..."
frannytrois64 0
Take a picture of her and photoshop it in the worst way possible.
mooshibear140 4
so? she didn't say you were ugly, she said the picture was.
cadillackitty 0
at least she didn't say you look ugly, you must have cleaned up well
emmyers 0
Maybe they just hate her? :/ so they were trying to find something about her to talk about, and didn't notice it was you?
zachyd 0
don't be so ugly haha
awh_crap 17
Op: "Y..Yeeeah.. Gosh she looks so bad!..."
CyberGothic 16
Most people would *say* rather than "go" a phrase. But then again, English is a frightfully complicated language in which to become fluent. That being said, have you considered giving English fluency a "go"?