Today, I deleted my account on social media and changed my name, all because I posted something hilariously inappropriate, and everybody laughed except one lady. My followers savagely jumped to my defense against this "one lady". I had to tell people to stop roasting my grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML
Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML
Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML
Today, I was at a family gathering and during a lull in the conversation I started to tell a joke to lighten the mood. Halfway through, I realized the joke was incredibly inappropriate. The room fell silent, and my grandma hasn’t looked at me the same since. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
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WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
Couldn't you just block your grandma first? I used to have my family in a group called "don't need to know," and I used this to keep my unholy thoughts and deeds away from my family....
RichardPencil 32
I was on Facebook for about a week. When I considered what I could say without offending anyone, the self-censorship was suffocating. I was reduced to making comments about the weather, but not extreme comments.
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WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
Couldn't you just block your grandma first? I used to have my family in a group called "don't need to know," and I used this to keep my unholy thoughts and deeds away from my family....
RichardPencil 32
I was on Facebook for about a week. When I considered what I could say without offending anyone, the self-censorship was suffocating. I was reduced to making comments about the weather, but not extreme comments.
tiptoppc 21
Could you talk about extreme weather such as monsoons, tornado sharks or hurricanes?
Nix188 13
I made a hilariously inappropriate post a decade ago, and some people didn't take too kindly to it, and they ended up calling my work place, and they had to sit me down and tell me to not make those jokes online