Lying bastard
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Today, I ended things with my hometown, on-and-off-again ex-boyfriend. I leave for college soon and felt other things took priority over him (selfish, I know). I met practically every single one of his family members in the street, heard his name being screamed in a department store, and had an overall shitty day. FML
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Top comments
DirtyParkBench 0
He could've just come back to visit, smart one.
fxdxhk90 0
The "I'm moving" excuse, that's a classic.
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Comments (87)
CodeMan16 0
rofl #28
CodeMan16 0
sorry i meant #23 not #28
AdamGD 0
He moved back. Or he is visiting a friend or family! You are not the only person he knew in that town
elyziah_locke 0
wow your a jerk. dont judge people you dont even know.
Penelope_Hayes 0
How is this an FML. I mean that is such a fake excuse. Plus, I'm pretty sure he though you knew it was fake and he just wanted to cushion the whole break-up thing.
CyclonePsycho 1
umwat, I was agreeing right until you started unloading all the BS. You ruined a perfectly good point! D:
elyziah_locke 0
our place?? psh. learn your own place.
elmosminee 0
feel bad for you...but maybe he moved and then moved back probably not likely but hey better than him lying.
letitbe56 0
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS.
Paige_Nicole10 0
so what stupid. people can visit. and they can move back.