dwellswithin
United States
Lying bastard
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sunkissedberries
United States
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Yousaidyouweremoving
United States
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
Deadman
It's a small world after all
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML
BGood
United States
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
blackrose
Sharing is caring
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Never chosen
United States
Chance encounter
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
tina
Canada
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
whereismyring
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
YouAREthefather
United States
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Anonymous
Stars Hollow
Today, I ended things with my hometown, on-and-off-again ex-boyfriend. I leave for college soon and felt other things took priority over him (selfish, I know). I met practically every single one of his family members in the street, heard his name being screamed in a department store, and had an overall shitty day. FML
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DirtyParkBench 0
He could've just come back to visit, smart one.
fxdxhk90 0
The "I'm moving" excuse, that's a classic.
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seb12992 0
She didn't say he moved just to get away from her, they broke up because he was moving. #11 is obviously a straight jackass. OP: Did you at least ask him if he was just visiting?
triplethreat13 0
i've used the "i'm moving and don't believe in long-distance relationships" excuse. once. or twice. doesn't matter. it's a common excuse, but there is always the possibility that he moved back or is visiting.
GDI 0
Wow dude - be a man and say the truth. Jesus - people break up all the time - at least be man enough and tell the girl that it's over because you want it to be over. People like you are what give us nice guys a bad name. Congratulations!
seb12992 0
Well at least your not sexist.
ohmyitscarol03 0
=[ wow, what a jerk that guy is.
perstephane 4
#11, I hope you're not serious because if you are you probably also believe that people who are abused "make" their attacker hit them. And if that's the case, you're an extreme waste of space. If you aren't serious, then you're using the already played out "haha, I'm going to be a mean sexist asshole to be funny on fml" comment. Get a new song.
smokegrindsleep 0
#35: You're a piece of shit.
GGnoRe 0
Haha umwat; you're hilarious.
elyziah_locke 0
okay, yes I am a woman and you are sexist. Get over the fact that your a man and realize that girls are just as human as men. We don't live in the 1800's anymore so woman can work any job they choose. We are NOT your slaves to cook and clean and do nothing else if you want that go back to the 1950's. You need to learn that times have and will continue to change giving girls just as many rights as men. we are NOT here for you to beat and have sex with. Yes the Bible states that woman made from men, we know this. but God made us in equal rights. we are both human and should have our say in what we do. So Mr. Sexist British Man, learn that men do NOT control women or the earth. You are a sexist jerk who needs to be put in his place. and that place would be RIGHT BESIDE A WOMANS. understand now?
elyziah_locke 0
men are NOT the leader of the pack.
letitbe56 0
Umwat is a stupid troll trying to get a rise out of everyone. Yeah, what he says makes me angry too, but by responding, you're just provoking him. Seriously--DON'T FEED THE TROLLS.
LysssNysss 1
LOL. Umwat, I love you, you're the funniest troll out there. Lets be friends :D
moonsolomon 0
Umwat: this isn't a common piece of knowledge, I don't think, but Eve wasn't the first woman made. Lilith was. And Lilith was not made from Adam.
ilikeboys 0
lol that sounds like my friends when her bf broke up with her cuz "his ex gf is now 8 months pregnant and all of a sudden he wants to be there for her and support her so he's gonna get back together with her" there was no baby
123sploosh 0
go away umwat, your as worthless as pubic lice.
timbo2468 0
Are u not allowed to visit dumbshit
SookMauNoots 0
maybe hes come back. that was a year ago. stupid. ydi for being so stupid/ wow #35 your ****** up
tranekfny 0
hahaha mayb he came back