dwellswithin
United States
Lying bastard
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sunkissedberries
United States
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Yousaidyouweremoving
United States
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
Deadman
It's a small world after all
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML
BGood
United States
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
blackrose
Sharing is caring
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Never chosen
United States
Chance encounter
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
tina
Canada
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
whereismyring
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
YouAREthefather
United States
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Anonymous
Stars Hollow
Today, I ended things with my hometown, on-and-off-again ex-boyfriend. I leave for college soon and felt other things took priority over him (selfish, I know). I met practically every single one of his family members in the street, heard his name being screamed in a department store, and had an overall shitty day. FML
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DirtyParkBench 0
He could've just come back to visit, smart one.
fxdxhk90 0
The "I'm moving" excuse, that's a classic.
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Comments (87)
Carnivaldead 0
I must say umwat, Successful troll is indeed very very successful. My hat is off to you.
g33ktr0n 0
Awkward...
yes_itsme 0
YDI for being stupid and not realizing until a year later that your boyfriend DIDN'T actually move. Well, I guess you don't deserve it. But maybe he broke up with you because you're not too bright?
dancr4life 0
hahaha this is so weird because the EXACT same thing happened to me a few days ago.
lowcapacityx 0
Throw a Florida orange at him.
305alive 0
#74 ur life sucks. go feltch some overweight women
cooorah 0
Maybe he was visiting? Don't make assumptions.
Amkii 0
So there's no chance at all he was visiting his family or friends or home?
so_me_fml 0
Did you two not have ANY mutual friends? Geez. I know where all my exes are just because friends bring them up in casual conversation from time to time...
cutebebe778 0
1st off -- lmfao @ umwhat. Gotta love trolls 2nd -- you people are missing the moral of this FML (not that it really has a moral, I just like that word)..the OP's ex-boyfriend broke up with her cause he "moved" to Florida. It's quite obvious he didn't actually move and he was just looking for a decent excuse to break up with her. Even if he did move to Florida and came back, he didn't bother rekindling his relationship her..so either way, this is a major FML for the OP cause her ex-boyfriend either lied to her big time (which is most likely what it is) or came back and didn't care to see her anymore.