Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, for the fifth time this month, I had to explain to a group of people that yes, my name really is Donald Trump. Like all the other groups, they burst out laughing and did some Trump impressions for 15 minutes. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I was out walking with a cute girl when we passed by a house with a Trump sign. Trying to make her laugh, I went to steal it. Turns out it was booby trapped. I got drenched by a sprinkler when I got close. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I was chatting with an American woman I met on a dating app. All was going well until she told me the names of her two kids. She had seriously named them "Trump" and "Maga." FML
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Top comments
Tarvo1 0
You must have a terribad combover.
schwancy 2
Donald Trump is the prettiest girl I've ever seen.
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Comments (81)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Does that mean you look rich? XD
NoraT_fml 6
I'm sorry. but that's funny. XD
DMinimo 0
they might've not been talking about you!
ilovelife_01 0
LMFAO! That's all I gotta say! Lol lol
sricious 0
bad hairdo, big eyebrows and poofy lips?:p fyl!
nicholasBrandon 0
haha that's funny and 28 your cute;]
steffybabi 0
that's so messed up.
something224 6
stop being so ugly . . . spare the world
britasif27 5
how sad
EasilyUnamused 2
Taylor Swift looks like Donald Trump...it could be a compliment. You look like Taylor Swift