Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, for the fifth time this month, I had to explain to a group of people that yes, my name really is Donald Trump. Like all the other groups, they burst out laughing and did some Trump impressions for 15 minutes. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I was out walking with a cute girl when we passed by a house with a Trump sign. Trying to make her laugh, I went to steal it. Turns out it was booby trapped. I got drenched by a sprinkler when I got close. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I was chatting with an American woman I met on a dating app. All was going well until she told me the names of her two kids. She had seriously named them "Trump" and "Maga." FML
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Top comments
Tarvo1 0
You must have a terribad combover.
schwancy 2
Donald Trump is the prettiest girl I've ever seen.
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Comments (81)
bab00 0
lol
takeapieandrun 9
LMAO, I want a friend with that much win!
FunkyAndFresh 7
^ same
z620 0
you gotta wicked sick weave?
TexanDanny 2
YDI for lookin like donald trump
Tarvo1 0
You must have a terribad combover.
19eightyeight 4
lol.
Tarvo1 0
Oh. I apologise for using slang. I forgot that comments on FML require the same writing style as that of academia. Don't you have anything better to do than scrutinise people over such trivial things?
bachooka 5
half of the people on here have nothin better to do than critisize everything everyone says... if you don't wanna get bugged about your grammar or spelling or slang or whatever, this is not the website to leave comments on...
UnluckyDom 0
OMG 43 YOUR NICK JONAS
pitapizzaparty 18
#54 .. No it's where's waldo
Jessi2487 0
lmao! ur fired
RastaboyJordanE 0
ydi for looking like an ugly old fogie
loshysucks 0
ew ur hair! looks like beavers hair.
makemeasandwich 0
#4 - i think it's better than looking like bieber.
Cjw1220 0
OMFG a guy who looks dead up like bieber is a sophomore at my school
Kesler_17 0
34 - That was the most awkwardly constructed sentence I have ever seen.
deewekoms 0
38- WIN
EvilCupcake8361 9
34- does he wear a beanie? cause I see this sophmore guy at my school that looks JUST like him.... *shudders*
firechildredhead 0
It may be time to invest in a nice wig :) FYL
schwancy 2
Donald Trump is the prettiest girl I've ever seen.
NitroTonicsFML 4
He's hot stuff. Don't be offended.
dreamering 16
Be successful like him than snob the rest.
MAGNAVOX 0
Ydi for having an ugly wrinkled face. And for pretending you are rich and successful when your really a failure and stingy.
MAGNAVOX 0
*you're
adare 0
well you're just a ball of sunshine. I feel bad for OP, it's not her fault
sensboltsfan84 4
At what point did she say she was pretending to be rich and successful? Oh wait, she DIDN'T say it. You're an idiot for jumping to these kind of conclusions, child. Good job acting like a complete moron.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
If you're a lesbo, than you can pick up any hot chick that you want.