Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML
Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML
Today, I got back from a camping trip after being homesick for 3 weeks. I couldn't remember why I had wanted to be away from my family for so long when I signed up for it. When I got home, I remembered. Everyone in my family hates each other. I want to go back to the camping site. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
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Top comments
SkittlesGoRawr 19
This is why dogs are better than humans.
Liamj774 36
Well I would only care about the dog if I were you
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Comments (57)
ShadowlessSpear 21
How lovely
AddictGamer 16
Life's a bitch.
spatula232 25
Personally I'd say the dog is but you know, whatever floats your boat.
AddictGamer 16
Someone doesn't appreciate the pun.
laden_swallow09 35
A lot if people didn't appreciate your pun.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Can I just get thumbed down for no reason.
SkittlesGoRawr 19
This is why dogs are better than humans.
Rinat_fml 26
Woof!
J3R3MYY 14
You're not really helping the point that all men are dogs bud.. ^^
wickedalwayswins 7
Reindeers are better than people
nick3600 22
100th Like
paigexox0 37
Pets are better anyways! :)
sayyestothedress 24
And at least you came home to find that the dog is still alive. Other people's FML is that they came home to find their pet dead
Liamj774 36
Well I would only care about the dog if I were you
Roskosity 22
Man's best friend, especially when your best friend's are being dicks.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Maybe time to move?
badluckalex 23
if only it was that easy
Dreamsorrow93 24
I still have it made going to college and living at home. So I would not know haha.
DogeMan 14
That's a sign u might want to move out
IJG2000 16
If OP could, but unfortunately it's harder then it sounds
justplainawkwrd 22
That must have been one lonely dog I guess.
alex_622 22
At least somebody loves you...even if it is the dog
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You made that sound like a bad thing... Even if it IS "the dog"... Maybe it's just how I read it. Lol. OP, understand this now. People suck. People let you down. Pets are always there for you unconditionally. That's why they're so much better. :3
iamtheinsomniac 11
Life's a bitch