Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, for the fifth time this month, I had to explain to a group of people that yes, my name really is Donald Trump. Like all the other groups, they burst out laughing and did some Trump impressions for 15 minutes. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I was out walking with a cute girl when we passed by a house with a Trump sign. Trying to make her laugh, I went to steal it. Turns out it was booby trapped. I got drenched by a sprinkler when I got close. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I was chatting with an American woman I met on a dating app. All was going well until she told me the names of her two kids. She had seriously named them "Trump" and "Maga." FML
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Top comments
Tarvo1 0
You must have a terribad combover.
schwancy 2
Donald Trump is the prettiest girl I've ever seen.
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Comments (81)
icuddy69 0
he's rich, why that bad? UFO
far_east 6
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha.. ugly OP
Lils123 0
LMAO.
TheOtherNewest1 6
icuddy69: Completely missing the point.
shaunadevine 2
Maybe you misheard, he might have said "She's got a nice rump!" :)
vitti 2
What they clearly meant to say was that you look like a million bucks! :)
Arch27 27
You should have told them both that they were fired.
thericcanator 4
Atleat Donald trump is effin amazing
thatguynamedsky 32
NO!!!!
callieo12 0
well his hair....
sceptic 1
Maybe if you brushed your hair once in a while and maybe put some make up on you could at least achieve looking like an ugly sister of Donald Trump