Today, I left my friend this big Facebook wall comment about how adorable his son is. Just after posting, I read the other peoples' comments and find out that it's his daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Wersome 13
Well just delete it. I know the email notification will show the original but if he see's you edited it, it will make it slightly worse.
GodOfBeer 5
OMG its the end of the world, the ultimate mistake, you'll burn in hell... or just delete and rewrite it
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Wersome 13
Well just delete it. I know the email notification will show the original but if he see's you edited it, it will make it slightly worse.
EvieAngel 0
Wow! That's kind of dumb. How close is your "friend" if you don't even know if there child is a boy or a girl? Obviously not that great of friend so why are you commenting on their FB? Even so...I've done something like that before and just quickly put "*daughter sorry typo my head is really off today lol"just laugh about it. they're not going to care. (:
MagicMeds 0
Maybe it was a newborn and OP wasn't close enough to get up-to-date info on the baby's gender. All OP got was a pic of a bald lump that women find adorafuckingble. Hard to tell baby's genders anyways...
ChairForce 0
Yes, boys and girls are indistinguishable from each other the first 3 months of life. If I put my daughter in blue everyone thinks she's a boy, even though she looks just like me.
arolms 0
just after posting? so you're fine because you can then delete and repost your comment immediately...
FaperPairy 0
Not like you can really tell with babies unless they're, er, naked or in blue or pink. Forgivable.
Shadic 0
So delete it, you moron.
onceuponablack 0
That's embarrassing, but it's not unforgivable(agree with #3), especially if the kid is really young. Just fix it quickly and apologize. No big.
scythefwd 0
Not much of a "friend" are you?
GodOfBeer 5
OMG its the end of the world, the ultimate mistake, you'll burn in hell... or just delete and rewrite it
Taurean 0
Ha!
Rayn4u_fml 0
Are all the new FMLs going to start with “Today on Facebook” from now on…? And all the comments are going to be either “delete it” or “untag this” or “poke him/her to death”?
8trickster8 0
Yes
GreenRupee 0
YDI for using facebook.