Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm expecting our second child. He ripped up the sonogram and yelled at me to "fucking get rid of it" while jabbing me in the chest. FML
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
Today, I went to hospital for a potential stomach bug. According to a CT scan, I also found out that I have uterine fibroids as well. Yay for being a woman. FML
Today, I had an irate patient scream at me to the point security had to be called for not printing out the pictures she wanted. I’m an on call ultrasound tech in the emergency department. She’s only about 7 weeks along and thought she was going to get a picture of a full-sized baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me, "Don't worry, it's not yours." FML
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder." That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML
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Top comments
Henry2 5
No way! I know exactly what your going through. I found out today that I have two testicles!
AkeemKN 1
that is as stupid as asking if having 2 dicks normal.
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Comments (212)
alg911 3
That's awesome! definitely not an FML!!
letsgetouttahere 3
It's not awesome if it's causing her abdominal pain.
sum1two 0
this is not an FML this is cool!!!
horseracingjocey 0
that is extremely rare! the ultrasound tech has probably never seen it in his/her career so that's really not an FML unless you are a man.
ruca 0
it's not that uncommon. but you deff need to be careful about getting pregnant. both uteruses can hold a child. buuut to the second or third comment I agree. never trust a tech. my last pelvic ultrasound the woman said I was fine then asked questions hinting she found a tumor.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That would probably be because she wasn't actually allowed to tell you if she found anything, or saw anything that might have been worrisome because most lab techs are not actually doctors.
portablecupid 3
I would think that would be awesome. You're twice the woman! rofl
Foosball07 0
1 out of 5 girls r born with 2 vaginas.
Kamirose 4
9 out of 10 of statistics posted on the internet are made up on the spot.
Foosball07 0
1 out of every 5 girls r born with 2 vainas
NYBellz 0
she is little weird.... I suggest second opinion and a metal screening for her
slvdrgn777 1
FML my ass thats amazing ly hilarious
hms86 0
That's interesting..