Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Last week my coworker, who I sit next to 5 days a week, returned to work after bereavement maternity leave. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Today, I fell down some stairs and broke my ankle. At the hospital, a nurse asked how far along I was and boom, one ultrasound later, I’m actually pregnant. I had to then convince multiple doctors that I did not in fact throw myself down the stairs trying to cause miscarriage before they’d let me go home. FML
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML
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Top comments
TheIndieStar 7
Yeah, because it's impossible to get pregnant when using protection.
SinaStar 0
Its called 'Protection'. Next time use it.
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Comments (44)
crz23 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
seems like such a fake story
biass 0
Quickest. Moderation. Ever.
blocparty 0
second comment moderated iv seen today
peete182 0
unluckyyyyy
WishResign 0
To be fair, 'y' is only sometimes a vowel.
Marts 0
And you're not happy about this?
nond2nv 4
I dislike your comment very much.
Firestar1202 0
why is that, you're anti-choice?
suppressed08 2
People shouldn't be such idiots that they have to consider a choice, but genuine accidents can occur and people might not be ready. In which case I say go for an abortion, but the earlier the better. The earlier it is, the smaller the foetus will be, right until it's only a collection of cells (cells, which coincidentally, religions don't seem to view them as something that can be treat cruelly.).
samantha_durano 6
#11, abortion is awful.
SinaStar 0
Its called 'Protection'. Next time use it.
TheIndieStar 7
Yeah, because it's impossible to get pregnant when using protection.
tati3092 1
no it's possible ur dumb haha condoms can break and birth control doesn't always work either one of my family member was on birth control and she got pregnant 5 times on birth control get ur facts straight stupid hahaha
clayzgurl 1
it's called sarcasm
tati3092 1
idc haha was I talkin to u nope k bye
ImaginaryFoe 1
*facepalm*
RedPillSucks 33
Hey Doc, I can't remember. Is there something about sarcasm in your FAQ list?
DocBastard 40
Nope, but only because of the 1000 character limit. I had all kinds of other stuff to put in there, but alas, I was over the limit. Q: Why are so many commenters so sarcastic? Why don't I get their sarcasm? A: If you need to ask that, then you are clearly not smart enough to understand the concept. Move on with your life.
sourgirl101 29
DocBastard, thank you for taking the time to post those FAQ.(: Psst...maybe don't double space. We need as much information that you can possibly crammed in there.
FalloutboyxD 0
whats with the " haha" 's?
sourgirl101 29
Edit* cram
BetsyLa 0
now u can practice on urself?
FrenchToast94 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
exactly and she should be happy she's pregnant.
SisyphereanTask 2
Why should she be happy she's pregnant? What if she doesn't WANT to be pregnant?
crissyspic 0
now this is funny.. and original!!
dynky 3
at least you now you know so you can get it treated.
deaper 16
Ahem... Get it TREATED? WTF?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Uhm.
fearfulsymmetry 1
Why do you sound so surprised? If you're having sex, you should be aware that pregnancy IS a possibility. This is neither an FYL or a YDI. Keep the baby if you want to, or abort it. That's pretty much it.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
hahaha. love the profile description. can't say you didn't warn people
darkmis1 18
Or put it up for adoption.
fearfulsymmetry 1
Haha, thanks #15 ;)
DjeePee 25
Boaf, I have sex, but I have a very good reason to be very surprised if I find out I'm pregnant. That reason is a tiny little pill that I have to and do take every day. If she used conception and still got pregnant, she has a valid reason to be so surprised. If she didn't use it, she's stupid if she's surprised.
mfmylifesrsly 30
15 is cute
ligerzero459 24
I agree. Congrats!